heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 (edited) It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days Edited October 22, 2017 by heedthebaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days Same for me, step daughter is back on Thursday for her forthcoming wedding. Apparently every room has to be gutted and painted for her arrival. Wouldn't be surprised if there a red carpet in a Yodel van with our address on it.Add to that "It's only a game" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Same for me, step daughter is back on Thursday for her forthcoming wedding. Apparently every room has to be gutted and painted for her arrival. Wouldn't be surprised if there a red carpet in a Yodel van with our address on it. Add to that "It's only a game" Aye I'd argue but what's the point 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days Should have told her “pics or gtf!” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 You see WE has now changed to ME doing this deep clean, she's fucked off into her summerhouse because she has things to do that's important out there. I truly love her pie, but I'm putting my steel toe cap boots on if this persists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 47 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: step daughter is back You know the drill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Her and her mate have eaten the cheesecake I bought for my cheat day. I am so angry I can hardly keep down the porridge she made for breakfast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 You know the drill. Yes, coupled with 6mm drill bits for rawlplugs. I hope she comes back every year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 On 18/10/2017 at 12:39, Florentine_Pogen said: My HouseHarridan has a myriad of foibles, peccadilloes and habits that drive me nuts and I won’t bore you with a list........however, the main aneurism-inducing, deliberate act she does without fail is leaving the garlic press lying unwashed on the worktop after she’s washed up all the other shite....she appears to have a pathological fear of cleaning the thing. Garlic presses are horrific though. Better to use a broad-bladed knife. 4 hours ago, heedthebaa said: It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days Genuine KITP moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, The_Kincardine said: Garlic presses are horrific though. Better to use a broad-bladed knife. Genuine KITP moment. Get it up ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 5 hours ago, heedthebaa said: It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days Should've gone out on your own. Sounds like you are anyway, now you've been left to get on with it yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Should've gone out on your own. Sounds like you are anyway, now you've been left to get on with it yourself. I owe her as I do very little to f**k all in the house. Anyways she's a gid yin and has ordered an Indian meal for two 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I owe her as I do very little to f**k all in the house. Anyways she's a gid yin and has ordered an Indian meal for two What's she having? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What's she having? A 1/3 as usual and very little of the Peshawari naan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Just now, heedthebaa said: I owe her as I do very little to f**k all in the house. Anyways she's a gid yin and has ordered an Indian meal for two Aww. f**k off and take your happy, contented relationship to another thread. The rest of us have some serious girning to do. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: A 1/3 as usual and very little of the Peshawari naan Tell her to get her own fucking nan. I'm single btw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Tell her to get her own fucking nan. I'm single btw. Wayne Rooney ^^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Sitting looking at her phone when I'm trying to get out of a busy junction where i can barely see both ways due to parked cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Sitting looking at her phone when I'm trying to get out of a busy junction where i can barely see both ways due to parked cars. You'd probably get on better if you got off your phone too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, philpy said: Sitting looking at her phone when I'm trying to get out of a busy junction where i can barely see both ways due to parked cars. Mine leans forward and tells me "road's clear." If she didn't lean I'd be able to see and make my own judgement. Worse still, her "road clear" doesn't always actually mean road clear. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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