whiskychimp Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, the jambo-rocker said: You avoid everyone that goes to the gym and you have no commute afterwards. What's not to like? Never thought of it like that. Always think of it like jumping around in Spandex in front of a Cindy Crawford VHS 33 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Maybe change work times a bit? Work a couple of lunch hours then get away at 3 one day? Lunch is for wimps. Work hard, play hard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 13 hours ago, whiskychimp said: She's nicked my gym time. One of her classes got cancelled and now she does one at 7.30 on a Monday. That was my time but because I dont do a class I can "go anytime" Except my schedule means I can't. I’m sure the female members were devastated at your no show, nobody to do their spotting eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’m sure the female members were devastated at your no show, nobody to do their spotting eh No idea what you're on about. I don't have gym buddies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: Lunch is for wimps. Work hard, play hard Get a chin-up bar for your office. The ladies will be very impressed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Tonight's dinner is leftover stew from Sunday and a baked tattie. The is not a bit of meat in it, all carrots and mushrooms-she has picked all the meat out every time she goes to the fucking fridge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Tonight's dinner is leftover stew from Sunday and a baked tattie. The is not a bit of meat in it, all carrots and mushrooms-she has picked all the meat out every time she goes to the fucking fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just pretend you're vegetarian for the evening. I wont have to 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Every time a mug of tea is made... the bin is less than a metre away too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighairycoo Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 22/10/2017 at 11:45, heedthebaa said: It's Sunday, we've just had three days of grandkids and I've suggested a meal and the cinema to relax and unwind. "No, I think we should do a 'deep' clean in the house" aye well, happy fucking days This. The deep cleaning Sh ite for any visitors. We were away in the caravan for a fortnight and my mum stayed in our house during the second week. My missus insisted we drive all the way back home the day before my mum arrived to deep clean the fkn house!! I threw the mother of all wobblers to no avail and stomped around hooovering and cleaning, which just pi ssed her off until we started snapping at one another. Every time someone visits, I'm up to me elbows with the bloody marigolds. Does my f kn head in.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: The state of that sink BTW. It looks like something from a homeless night shelter in a third world country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 The state of that sink BTW. It's all the tea stains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Myself and partner don't live together, she has kids and I ain't giving up flat to move in yet, so only spend 2 or 3 nights a week together. In morning and during day will send a message, or Whatapps just saying Hi, or how you doing. It seems as if I always expected to instigate the conversation. if no message sent she wouldn't consider sending a message saying Hi, there would have to be a 'Whats wrong?', 'Aren't you talking?' message rather than just Hello. Always the negative. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Myself and partner don't live together, she has kids and I ain't giving up flat to move in yet, so only spend 2 or 3 nights a week together. In morning and during day will send a message, or Whatapps just saying Hi, or how you doing. It seems as if I always expected to instigate the conversation. if no message sent she wouldn't consider sending a message saying Hi, there would have to be a 'Whats wrong?', 'Aren't you talking?' message rather than just Hello. Always the negative. Yeah, I always have to message first as well. If I don't I'm obviously in a huff. If she doesn't then that's fine. I'm not bothered about her not messaging me first as I'm usually busy at work anyway, but apparently it means I've completely forgotten about her existing. We're fucking engaged [emoji23] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I get that. If I don't respond she assumes I'm dead. [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Anyone else's Mrs set up a social engagement stating "I thought you'd want to go" then gives it "we don't have to go if you don't fancy it"Meaning of course that I'm the reason she gives to people for us not going. Yip...she has even been caught out on occasion when i bump into someone and they tell me "it was a shame you couldn't make it last week are you feeling better ?" err aw aye erm sorry . To go home and tell her I bumped into wats her face etc to just get told..."aye I did not want to go" . jeez feckin wuman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Myself and partner don't live together, she has kids and I ain't giving up flat to move in yet, so only spend 2 or 3 nights a week together. In morning and during day will send a message, or Whatapps just saying Hi, or how you doing. It seems as if I always expected to instigate the conversation. if no message sent she wouldn't consider sending a message saying Hi, there would have to be a 'Whats wrong?', 'Aren't you talking?' message rather than just Hello. Always the negative. Keep the flat [emoji38] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 This. The deep cleaning Sh ite for any visitors. We were away in the caravan for a fortnight and my mum stayed in our house during the second week. My missus insisted we drive all the way back home the day before my mum arrived to deep clean the fkn house!! I threw the mother of all wobblers to no avail and stomped around hooovering and cleaning, which just pi ssed her off until we started snapping at one another. Every time someone visits, I'm up to me elbows with the bloody marigolds. Does my f kn head in.... Why wouldn’t you just refuse point blank to do it? If she was that bothered about it, I’m sure she could have went and done it herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 This. The deep cleaning Sh ite for any visitors. We were away in the caravan for a fortnight and my mum stayed in our house during the second week. My missus insisted we drive all the way back home the day before my mum arrived to deep clean the fkn house!! I threw the mother of all wobblers to no avail and stomped around hooovering and cleaning, which just pi ssed her off until we started snapping at one another. Every time someone visits, I'm up to me elbows with the bloody marigolds. Does my f kn head in.... I get this also. Usually involves her mum saying that's she's in town and would like to come over with an hours notice, at which point I'm supposed to drop absolutely everything on demand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Widge said: I get that. If I don't respond she assumes I'm dead. Does this also cover the phoning 6 times in a row because you didn't answer. Erm.., maybe I'm fucking busy. The worst example was when I was picking her up from the airport. I told her to call when she had collected her bag. I had parked up half a mile away. Book, coffee, biscuits and the radio on. Lovely. Phones to tell me she's coming through. By the time I reach the airport I'm fuming as my phone has been going mental. The 5 minute drive and park up had given her the time to call 9 times. You knew where I was. You knew I was driving. Why the f**k are you calling 9 times? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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