Sergeant Wilson Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Does this also cover the phoning 6 times in a row because you didn't answer. Erm.., maybe I'm fucking busy. The worst example was when I was picking her up from the airport. I told her to call when she had collected her bag. I had parked up half a mile away. Book, coffee, biscuits and the radio on. Lovely. Phones to tell me she's coming through. By the time I reach the airport I'm fuming as my phone has been going mental. The 5 minute drive and park up had given her the time to call 9 times. You knew where I was. You knew I was driving. Why the f**k are you calling 9 times? Maybe she's suspicious of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe she's suspicious of you. Who wouldn't be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Does this also cover the phoning 6 times in a row because you didn't answer. Erm.., maybe I'm fucking busy. The worst example was when I was picking her up from the airport. I told her to call when she had collected her bag. I had parked up half a mile away. Book, coffee, biscuits and the radio on. Lovely. Phones to tell me she's coming through. By the time I reach the airport I'm fuming as my phone has been going mental. The 5 minute drive and park up had given her the time to call 9 times. You knew where I was. You knew I was driving. Why the f**k are you calling 9 times? Well no because she's not a crazy psychopath who needs to know my every movement. More when I'll be messaging her and then suddenly go quiet for hours. Albeit she's now learnt that I've most likely fallen asleep as opposed to fallen off a cliff. [emoji23] Couldn't deal with an overbearing, minute by minute update partner, that'd drive me mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) Repeated texting/calling from Mrs RN#2 once caused me to throw my phone into a loch! ETA: I took the battery out first, I'm not anti-environmental Edited November 8, 2017 by Raidernation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 She's a cheeky b*****d. Mrs A - 'Ah seven years of wedded bliss!' Me - 'Erm we have been married 10 years' Mrs A - 'Aye, but it took three years to get used to' 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Widge said: Well no because she's not a crazy psychopath who needs to know my every movement. More when I'll be messaging her and then suddenly go quiet for hours. Albeit she's now learnt that I've most likely fallen asleep as opposed to fallen off a cliff. Couldn't deal with an overbearing, minute by minute update partner, that'd drive me mad. Sorry, that's not what I meant at all. She usually doesn't care where I am but on the odd occasion she decides she want to get hold of me it will be constant calling because it's inconcievable that I can't be available when she wants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 She's a cheeky b*****d. Mrs A - 'Ah seven years of wedded bliss!' Me - 'Erm we have been married 10 years' Mrs A - 'Aye, but it took three years to get used to' I realise your return is a bid deal round here and I respect that, but your mrs has “yer da’” patter. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Just now, NJ2 said: I realise your return is a bid deal round here and I respect that, but your mrs has “yer da’” patter. Sorry. You can add 'yer da' patter to the list then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Our flat is fairly long and narrow with the bog at one end and the kitchen at the other. She's louder than I am and has a habit of asking me to do something while I'm having a shite by shouting really loudly. I shout back but she can't hear me and gets annoyed that I don't come and help her right away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 This morning my wife woke me up at 4am because she'd just dreamt we'd had a row. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 This. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 4 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: This. I don't know why you're still with her, all you do is moan about her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 I don't know why you're still with her, all you do is moan about her. Well set up a 'Nice things your partner does' topic and I'll even it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 P&B wife swap. Shandon Par and 19QOS19 on the first episode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Who's getting paired up with Duff Man/Gunther/Johnny Dapp's missus? Edit: assuming he's married, of course. Edited November 9, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Drives over every pothole on the road without a care in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: Drives over every pothole on the road without a care in the world. Mine hits every kerb when she parks, making the alloys heartbreaking to look at. Got them tarted up a while back at the cost of £50 a wheel and they lasted 4 days, she scraped the front drivers again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Whenever she has a (lady) friend to stay.. "Oh, he makes so much noise in the kitchen". Me "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of you doing f**k all and me slaving away making dinners, breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, loading the dishwasher.....". Also, I can be out at the gym and have walked the dog before anyone else in the house is awake. Then I get it in the neck because I'm "always out with the dog or at the gym". But your asleep, what fucking difference does it make to you? A wee glimpse into my personal hell for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Whenever she has a (lady) friend to stay.. "Oh, he makes so much noise in the kitchen". Me "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of you doing f**k all and me slaving away making dinners, breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, loading the dishwasher.....". Also, I can be out at the gym and have walked the dog before anyone else in the house is awake. Then I get it in the neck because I'm "always out with the dog or at the gym". But your asleep, what fucking difference does it make to you? A wee glimpse into my personal hell for you. I can empathise ! Work my golf time around her and the kids so I'm either on the course after she's left for work and kids at school or 6am on a Sunday for a quick 9 holes and back home before she's up . I then hear her moaning to her pals about ' that bloody golf ' and getting all this group sympathy shit that women seem to lap up while they all moan about being golf widows ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 I get a txt asking if " I dont mind jumping into morrisons to get a few things " apparently its on a list so wont take me long ! when i get off the train. Firstly, she fucking works in morrisons ...Secondly, when i conceded and went in and found her she says laughing "its ok i left the list in the kitchen, i will just get it tomorrow" FFS ( I write this from the pub ) still fu **ing raging. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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