The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 19 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: 4 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: It will never work, mate. My lassies are 16 and almost 20 and are trolling me with the same shite! BTW wtf is a kitchen bunker? A worktop. Is this an east coast/Angus/Mearns shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I’m definitely familiar with calling a worktop a bunker. Can also confirm my east coast heritage. Firmly with ah-dee here. A unit, a worktop, a bunker all one and the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 apology update - its still my fault! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Forever clearing the dining table which is always cluttered with paperwork and newspapers, and especially Just now, xmas cards and more annoyingly, the plastic wrapping that they come in strewn across the table. If I take the wife to task on it, I'm told "its just a table, I'll clear it later", but if i dare put a pot back in a cupboard in the kitchen the wrong way, it's the end of the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 apology update - its still my fault!Tell the truth... you were pumping her pal in the back seat and they fell out??Now you need to apologise! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Tell the truth... you were pumping her pal in the back seat and they fell out??Now you need to apologise!if you had seen the mate my shagging integrity wouldnt even be called into question here.then again given the shit i got for "losing the keys" i might aswell have got a shame-shag out of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Cleaning up after women? What the f**k is wrong with you c***s? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: I’m definitely familiar with calling a worktop a bunker. Can also confirm my east coast heritage. Firmly with ah-dee here. A unit, a worktop, a bunker all one and the same. This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 It would appear that a large proportion of the posters on P&B, live with utter tramps. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: It would appear that a large proportion of the posters on P&B, live with utter tramps. Tramp in the kitchen, angel in the bedroom. Unfortunatly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: Is this an east coast/Angus/Mearns shite? 26 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? People from Larkhall call them bunkers as well. Strange race of people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Cleaning up after women? What the f**k is wrong with you c***s?its expected these days. blame those bra burning bints they put the idea in womens heads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: It would appear that a large proportion of the posters on P&B, live with utter tramps. I think they get the partners they deserve... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker?Me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? 4 minutes ago, Growl3th said: 1 hour ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? Me. Have a Charles for effort...sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: This is potentially more incendiary than square/slice/lorne or juice/ginger/lemonade. What cretinous species of human calls a flat surface in a kitchen a bunker? My copy of the Concise Scots Dictionary, 1999 Polygon edition defines a Bunker as a chest or box freq. used as a seat as one of the word's meanings. Also this might enlighten you http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns614 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eednud said: My copy of the Concise Scots Dictionary, 1999 Polygon edition defines a Bunker as a chest or box freq. used as a seat as one of the word's meanings. Also this might enlighten you http://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/sndns614 There is one huge problem here, Edmund...you are trying to use facts to confound me. See: My take? I have never heard this expression used before ergo it is shite patter from folk from Angus/Dundee/Mearns. BTW where are you from? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: There is one huge problem here, Edmund...you are trying to use facts to confound me. See: My take? I have never heard this expression used before ergo it is shite patter from folk from Angus/Dundee/Mearns. BTW where are you from? Facts will very often confound people, especially when the facts are true. The giveaway of where I'm originally from is in my name. not the quiz version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eednud said: Facts will very often confound people, especially when the facts are true. The giveaway of where I'm originally from is in my name. not the quiz version. You know that I knew that? 'Bunker' though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: You know that I knew that? 'Bunker' though... Thought you'd gone bunkers and forgotten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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