The Moonster Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 57 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Let's her fucking 8 year old son boss her about and rule the roost. We've just moved in together and the wee c**t is a nightmare. Gets to eat what he wants, screams bloody murder if me or his mum have the audacity to have more food than him (he's 8 I may have mentioned) and he also is fucking obsessed with his PS4. Like it's a part of him. If he gets told to turn it off he has some kind of what looks like a fit. If he has go literally go outside for any reason he has a complete meltdown. His whole life has been him sat in front of his PS4. His mum just fucking lets him too. She gives in to him all the time and I'm stood there asking her is she on a fucking wind up and to boot his arse outside to get some fresh air. It's apparently the same at his dads too. He's soft as shit and generally a fat, useless waster who should've been a hand job. Both of them have zero authority over an 8 year old. A fucking 8 year old. He's 8. They're in their early 30s. He's fucking 8. Remove the hard drive from his PS4 next time he fucks off to his dads and set up a GoPro in his room. Upload the wee turds meltdown on here. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: I Think @TheScarf has moved in with a burd after two days of meeting her. Sounds like it. Probably just moved in yesterday. The wee lad's probably wondering who the strange man hogging the Play Station and eating all the fish fingers is. No wonder he's upset. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 She must be a top ride to put up with that shite? Self esteem low too allowing fat w**k to shag her bareback 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) To be fair the Scarf here, children these days generally are wee wanks, and their behaviour is atrocious. I know I am obviously tarring them all with the same brush, but some of the language I hear coming out of children's mouths on my street is unbelievable. Not talking about early/mid teens, talking about young children, five or six years old. I would have been grounded for a hundred years if my parents caught me swearing at that age. My two can be a total fucking nightmare to discipline at times. The eldest does have Aspergers but I swear he plays on it at times and uses that as an excuse to misbehave or shout and scream when something doesn't go his way. I find they can be really embarrassing too, always think what people must think when they see a 10 year old screaming about wanting to hit himself because he lost a game on his computer or whatever. Actually can't wait until they're a bit older and I can embarrass them the way that they do to me. That and hoovering early as f**k when they're teenagers and never out their scratcher. Who'd huv weans? Edited February 25, 2019 by Adam 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: Let's her fucking 8 year old son boss her about and rule the roost. We've just moved in together and the wee c**t is a nightmare. Gets to eat what he wants, screams bloody murder if me or his mum have the audacity to have more food than him (he's 8 I may have mentioned) and he also is fucking obsessed with his PS4. Like it's a part of him. If he gets told to turn it off he has some kind of what looks like a fit. If he has go literally go outside for any reason he has a complete meltdown. His whole life has been him sat in front of his PS4. His mum just fucking lets him too. She gives in to him all the time and I'm stood there asking her is she on a fucking wind up and to boot his arse outside to get some fresh air. It's apparently the same at his dads too. He's soft as shit and generally a fat, useless waster who should've been a hand job. Both of them have zero authority over an 8 year old. A fucking 8 year old. He's 8. They're in their early 30s. He's fucking 8. Get out. If you resent the little fucker just now you're unlikely to grow to love him. If you decide to stay, law down the law when the two of you are alone, tell him how it's going to be and tell him if he grasses on you for giving him a hard time that there's a bomb inside him that will blow up if he does. Kids will believe anything. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The kid sounds like an absolutely dreadful wee bitch. Beat all his top scores on the PS4, take a photo of them, then delete all his saves. The day after that break one of the buttons on the PS4 controller and take a photo or video of you doing it, but act all innocent about it. The day after that break a different button on his other controller. Again, photo/video/innocence. The day after that fiddle with the colour settings on the TV so that when he starts up the PS4 it's all weird looking. Again, photo/video/innocence. The day after that scratch the game CDs. Photo/video/innocence. The day after that tamper with the internet settings so that he can't get online. P/V/I. On the 7th day show the little c**t the photos/videos. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 (edited) You should be allowed to eat step children like lions do when they take over a pride. Edited February 25, 2019 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 The simple solution here is a wifi controlled smart plug for his PS4. One bit of lip, floodlight failure. Pipe down ya wee dick or its never going back on. Failing that, track down an old broken PS4, buy it, then smash it to fucking smithereens in front of him when he moans about his dinner so he tginks its the real one. I hate this little c**t already. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Failing that, track down an old broken PS4, buy it, then smash it to fucking smithereens in front of him when he moans about his dinner so he tginks its the real one. Why use an old PS4? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Why use an old PS4? Because it sems pretty apparent that the wee scrote wouldnt be long in chiselling an expensive replacement. First warning with old one.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 I should add that I've been with this lassie 4 years. I had a mortgage and she did too so that's why it's taken so long for us to live together. The wee bastard didn't seem too bad when you were only living under the same roof 1 or 2 nights per week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, TheScarf said: I should add that I've been with this lassie 4 years. I had a mortgage and she did too so that's why it's taken so long for us to live together. The wee b*****d didn't seem too bad when you were only living under the same roof 1 or 2 nights per week. She's reeled you in. Promised him cookies and unlimited PS4 time if he's on his best behaviour when you are there. Now the facade is broken she'll be tying you down financially. You will be funding this little monsters life for eternity. I hope you're happy with yourself. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Get out of this immediately. I'm not even kidding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 The simple solution here is a wifi controlled smart plug for his PS4.Is the wrong answer.The simple, and correct, solution here is for Scarf to pack his bags pronto and head for the hills.This wee scrote’s behaviour is probably the result of his parents plonking him in front of the telly / using PS as a surrogate babysitter so they could slob it in bed all day eating Krispy Kremes and smoking crack. Why these terrible people didn’t just employ a live-in governess or fire the wee shite off to boarding school is beyond my ken.[emoji1351][emoji310] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Is the wrong answer. The simple, and correct, solution here is for Scarf to pack his bags pronto and head for the hills. This wee scrote’s behaviour is probably the result of his parents plonking him in front of the telly / using PS as a surrogate babysitter so they could slob it in bed all day eating Krispy Kremes and smoking crack. Why these terrible people didn’t just employ a live-in governess or fire the wee shite off to boarding school is beyond my ken. Tell Ken to shut up, it's none of his business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Think in seriousness you'll need to speak to her and say if you're contributing in bringing him up then you should have a say in how he behaves under your roof. The PS4 would be taken away from him when you (either of) say so and if he kicks off it'll add time until when he gets it back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 Seems like that will cause huge resentment from the wee fanny as by the sound of things his dad wouldn't enforce that, so the kid would come out with shite about how his dad never takes away his precious PS4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Think in seriousness you'll need to speak to her and say if you're contributing in bringing him up then you should have a say in how he behaves under your roof. The PS4 would be taken away from him when you (either of) say so and if he kicks off it'll add time until when he gets it back. Oh I have believe me. I've told him myself that he needs to change his behavour. His mum and dad split up when he was 1 so he's never lived with a mum and 'dad' that he can remember before. He's used to being the man of the house. Not any more sonny Jim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 7 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Oh I have believe me. I've told him myself that he needs to change his behavour. His mum and dad split up when he was 1 so he's never lived with a mum and 'dad' that he can remember before. He's used to being the man of the house. Not any more sonny Jim. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 The cricket one and the monopoly one end me every time I watch them. When he phones his solicitor on his son . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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