Busta Nut Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 22 hours ago, Aufc said: My mrs has gone from arranging nothing with her friends (“because I’m a mum”) to having shit arranged every weekend. I don’t actually mind this as I’m enjoying spending the weekends with my kids etc. However, it is the little comments from her and her mum. “Oh I was due a few” and “well deserved”. She has spent the last however many years not organising shit by her own choice. I have pestered her to arrange stuff but she never did. Then if I go for a night out and come home late then I get hit with “you are always out”. I am in this stage right now. She doesn't want to arrange anything. So I have a few nights out I am going on. Wee snidey comments or "where you going on sat again?" Reply with a big smile and an "I've telt ye that already". Not in a cheeky way but in a delighted way and it fucks her off even more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 20 hours ago, philpy said: Your missus and mine must be related. She made cauliflower cheese and left this behind. I'm sure the judge would acquitt me.... Every time she makes a piece or bit of toast this is how this shit is left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 I asked her if she thought I needed a haircut. Straightforward question, it's either yes or no. You'd think. Started off by saying one of her chums has a friend who does all her friends hair, witters on for 15 minutes and is now in the huff cause I interrupted her with 'is that a yes or a no?' Seemingly my question sounded sarcastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beesher Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Chucks stuff out from the fridge for absolutely no reason at all. Chucked a tub of Parmesan out last week despite it being in date, this week an unopened tub of Greek yoghurt. Does my nut in when I go to cook something and a couple of the ingredients are missing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 4 hours ago, Busta Nut said: Every time she makes a piece or bit of toast this is how this shit is left. Mine is the opposite. Everything gets cleaned and wiped before eating. She's then skooshing Fairy Liquid in the basin within 0.5 seconds of the last forkful going down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 5 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: I asked her if she thought I needed a haircut. Straightforward question, it's either yes or no. You'd think. Started off by saying one of her chums has a friend who does all her friends hair, witters on for 15 minutes and is now in the huff cause I interrupted her with 'is that a yes or a no?' Seemingly my question sounded sarcastic. In the back of her mind was probably the "do I look fat in this" question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Busta Nut said: I am in this stage right now. She doesn't want to arrange anything. So I have a few nights out I am going on. Wee snidey comments or "where you going on sat again?" Reply with a big smile and an "I've telt ye that already". Not in a cheeky way but in a delighted way and it fucks her off even more. Mine is similar. I'll give her some information about things like needing the car at a certain time, booking a gas engineer or date and time I've booked her nail appointment with a friends wife. Two hours later she will check the information I've given her by asking "did you tell me about....?" Apparently I'm a sarky/crabbit b*stard when I say "yes and you'd remember this info if it was your maw or sister telling you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 58 minutes ago, welshbairn said: In the back of her mind was probably the "do I look fat in this" question. It’s in the back of all their minds. And the front. And the sides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s in the back of all their minds. And all of the faces. FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 14 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Mine is the opposite. Everything gets cleaned and wiped before eating. She's then skooshing Fairy Liquid in the basin within 0.5 seconds of the last forkful going down. How is this infuriating? She's clean and tidy and doing your dishes. Sounds like an angel to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 22 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: How is this infuriating? She's clean and tidy and doing your dishes. Sounds like an angel to me. She is. I was saying she was the opposite of the poster I was replying to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, GTG_03 said: How is this infuriating? She's clean and tidy and doing your dishes. Sounds like an angel to me. 41 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: She is. I was saying she was the opposite of the poster I was replying to. You're lucky - mine's is still living. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarky-1979 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 My missus has the uncanny ability to talk to complete strangers in a shop, find out their whole life story, what their weins grew up to be, how many dogs they have and what they do for a living and then has then nerve to become indignant when she inevitably finds me back sitting in the car some 45 minutes later, when i tell her i'm not remotely interested in any of her new found information. Either that or we can go anywhere, and i mean anywhere on the planet and if she doesn't directly know someone she will start talking to a random person and they will know someone in common and slever complete shite for at least an hour. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 I am generally out the door at 6.30am and not back till 6pm. My mrs doesn’t have a 9-5 and my son is now at school and my other one is away two days a week at nursery. I always come home to the kitchen being a complete riot and her saying how busy and stressful her day has been. On Sunday she fucked off for lunch with her mates and left me with the two kids. To get it up her, I entertained the two kids, cooked a Sunday roast for 5 people (her gran came), cleaned the whole house and had the dinner all set with a glass of wine waiting for her. ^^ dad of the yearEdited to add. Still didn’t get my hole 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dan Steele Posted September 28, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2021 6 minutes ago, Aufc said: To get it up her, I entertained the two kids, cooked a Sunday roast for 5 people (her gran came), cleaned the whole house and had the dinner all set with a glass of wine waiting for her. ^^ dad of the year Edited to add. Still didn’t get my hole Gran seemed satisfied, though. 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 11 minutes ago, Aufc said: IOn Sunday she fucked off for lunch with her mates and left me with the two kids. To get it up her, I entertained the two kids, cooked a Sunday roast for 5 people (her gran came), cleaned the whole house and had the dinner all set with a glass of wine waiting for her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 51 minutes ago, clarky-1979 said: My missus has the uncanny ability to talk to complete strangers in a shop, find out their whole life story, what their weins grew up to be, how many dogs they have and what they do for a living and then has then nerve to become indignant when she inevitably finds me back sitting in the car some 45 minutes later, when i tell her i'm not remotely interested in any of her new found information. Either that or we can go anywhere, and i mean anywhere on the planet and if she doesn't directly know someone she will start talking to a random person and they will know someone in common and slever complete shite for at least an hour. Enlarged 'talk lobe' at the top of her brain stem, it's a fairly common ailment amongst women, and not life threatening. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 59 minutes ago, clarky-1979 said: My missus has the uncanny ability to talk to complete strangers in a shop, find out their whole life story, what their weins grew up to be, how many dogs they have and what they do for a living and then has then nerve to become indignant when she inevitably finds me back sitting in the car some 45 minutes later, when i tell her i'm not remotely interested in any of her new found information. Either that or we can go anywhere, and i mean anywhere on the planet and if she doesn't directly know someone she will start talking to a random person and they will know someone in common and slever complete shite for at least an hour. These strangers have their dogs out working? Please pm the details and I'll have ours out, too. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, clarky-1979 said: My missus has the uncanny ability to talk to complete strangers in a shop, find out their whole life story, what their weins grew up to be, how many dogs they have and what they do for a living and then has then nerve to become indignant when she inevitably finds me back sitting in the car some 45 minutes later, when i tell her i'm not remotely interested in any of her new found information. Either that or we can go anywhere, and i mean anywhere on the planet and if she doesn't directly know someone she will start talking to a random person and they will know someone in common and slever complete shite for at least an hour. Are you my dad? You've literally just described my mum to a tee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Gran seemed satisfied, though. Must have been some roast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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