Todd_is_God Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Says "this now" instead of "just now" or the less formal but still perfectly acceptable "the now" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one. “Sorry you’re deid.” “Happy 32th Birthday” “Congratulations on being alive” “Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision” “Youre a c**t” Theyre all in there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Apparently the big yellow camera beside the bus lane isn't just a decoration. Who knew? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 On 27/07/2022 at 08:33, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one. “Sorry you’re deid.” “Happy 32th Birthday” “Congratulations on being alive” “Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision” “Youre a c**t” Theyre all in there. Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, TxRover said: Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years! Mickey Mouse degree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Says "this now" instead of "just now" or the less formal but still perfectly acceptable "the now"NE of Scotland bad for this. Iss noo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Mickey Mouse degree? Third degree if she spots this… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Leaves everything to the last minute. Was supposed to be taking our oldest to truckfest at Ingilston this weekend. (Tbf it did say tickets available on the day) but now the camping tickets have all sold out and naturally he isn’t happy about the situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Leaves everything to the last minute. Was supposed to be taking our oldest to truckfest at Ingilston this weekend. (Tbf it did say tickets available on the day) but now the camping tickets have all sold out and naturally he isn’t happy about the situation. Infuriating things entitled weans do thread for this pish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Tbf to him. As far as he knew, he was going and camping, only to be told this morning he wasn’t. Like me, he was under the impression that the tickets had been bought. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Leaves everything to the last minute. Was supposed to be taking our oldest to truckfest at Ingilston this weekend. (Tbf it did say tickets available on the day) but now the camping tickets have all sold out and naturally he isn’t happy about the situation. Tbf to him. As far as he knew, he was going and camping, only to be told this morning he wasn’t. Like me, he was under the impression that the tickets had been bought.It appears i jamp the gun. They managed to go along and get tickets on site. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, buchan30 said: It appears i jamp the gun. They managed to go along and get tickets on site. Class, hope you & the wee man have a good time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: It appears i jamp the gun. They managed to go along and get tickets on site. My step-daughter was convinced that this was the correct word, and uses it to this day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 My step-daughter was convinced that this was the correct word, and uses it to this day. Is it not? Jamp/jumped? I am sure i have used this phrase over the years. Now you have me wondering if it is the right thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Is it not? Jamp/jumped? I am sure i have used this phrase over the years. Now you have me wondering if it is the right thing. As far as I know, jumped is a word but jamp isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Jamp isn't a word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 As far as I know, jumped is a word but jamp isn't. Jamp isn't a word.https://www.yourdictionary.com/jampLike your stepdaughter i had always used the phrase “jamp the gun” it’s maybe a local thing. Apologies to the pedents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 minute ago, buchan30 said: https://www.yourdictionary.com/jamp Submitted to the Collins dictionary in 2013. Awaiting investigation. https://www.collinsdictionary.com/submission/11287/Jamp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, buchan30 said: https://www.yourdictionary.com/jamp Like your stepdaughter i had always used the phrase “jamp the gun” it’s maybe a local thing. Apologies to the pedents. Greenie for misspelling pedant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 This thread is a joy as I no longer have to put up with the likes of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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