weirdcal Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 33 minutes ago, BFTD said: If he didn't have the latter already, he wouldn't be thinking about the former. Have to make sure right size so not tugged off or balls hit his face... I'm sure the wife has something he can borrow as these things never happen with her around 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 Googles the results of your medical tests! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 On 23/07/2022 at 06:17, Theroadlesstravelled said: She booked 2 sets of tickets for the same flight because she “forgot” she had already bought them. You can’t get refunds for them. When I was mildly annoyed she got mad at me for making her feel bad. Leaves open the option of not having to sit next to her on the plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday. This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place. A brick wall needs built..... Tonight.... I'm to pay for it.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 18 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Neighbour told me he had a skip with a bit of space so I took a chance to get rid of the manky old hedge dividing the houses. It was about two metres wide and had all kinds of crap growing up through It. A real eyesore that would have been a headache to get rid of. I pulled it up yesterday. This morning I'm getting the third degree about what's going in its place. A brick wall needs built..... ........and she will fit neatly in the foundation trench................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 On 24/07/2022 at 23:01, supermik said: Googles the results of your medical tests! ^^^ chlamydia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 ETA and O/T; whatever happened to @The Chlamydia Kid? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 5 hours ago, alta-pete said: ETA and O/T; whatever happened to @The Chlamydia Kid? 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Nut; there'd be one on each shoulder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 Shocking that that's instantly what came to my head when I saw the pic scrolling through the app. I love this place [emoji38] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 13 hours ago, BFTD said: Nut; there'd be one on each shoulder. He's on his tea-break though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 16 hours ago, welshbairn said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Reckon I could fire War and Peace in here after a weeks holiday but since its a merge of this thread, calling cards of morons, and PTTGOYN, il just leave "spends hours raking the stupid junk shops on holiday to buy crappy souvenirs for a list of folk the length of her* arm"*Next time use the length of your arm it wilnae take as long hahahahahaha f**k you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 She will spend ages in a shop, even if it's just one item. Birthday cards are a prime example. FFS just pick a card and pay for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 Says "this now" instead of "just now" or the less formal but still perfectly acceptable "the now" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 27, 2022 Share Posted July 27, 2022 I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one. “Sorry you’re deid.” “Happy 32th Birthday” “Congratulations on being alive” “Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision” “Youre a c**t” Theyre all in there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Apparently the big yellow camera beside the bus lane isn't just a decoration. Who knew? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 On 27/07/2022 at 08:33, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve a whole sideboard drawer full of unused cards if anyone wants one. “Sorry you’re deid.” “Happy 32th Birthday” “Congratulations on being alive” “Happy anniversary of your cats circumcision” “Youre a c**t” Theyre all in there. Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, TxRover said: Still better than carefully choosing a card, then reconsidering it at home and deciding that there’s a chance that the recipient might be offended that one of the cartoon characters on the front might be her, and isn’t a supermodel…did that really not occur to you in the shop? Said card, for a graduate, is still in the drawer after six years! Mickey Mouse degree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 Says "this now" instead of "just now" or the less formal but still perfectly acceptable "the now"NE of Scotland bad for this. Iss noo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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