The Moonster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 What sort of money can you charge lazy b*****ds who need an oven cleaned? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 None of you peasants have a self cleaning oven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: What sort of money can you charge lazy b*****ds who need an oven cleaned? Depends how much money they have,you could charge an English Premier League player about £10k and they wouldn't blink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Rugster said: None of you peasants have a self cleaning oven? Show me someone who claims the self cleaning setting on their oven works properly and I'll show you a massive fibber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Just now, Pato said: £60 or so last time I had it done I had no idea so many folk paid for this service. Does the guy just show up with some chemicals and a scrubber? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Just now, The Moonster said: I had no idea so many folk paid for this service. Does the guy just show up with some chemicals and a scrubber? ...and a complete disdain for his client. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: I had no idea so many folk paid for this service. Does the guy just show up with some chemicals and a scrubber? The one I use doesn't use chemicals. eta: but I can confirm he brings his disdain for me. Edited March 15, 2021 by Knight55WoodBear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Genuinely looking into what I'd need to start an oven cleaning business. Eye opening stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 The one I use doesn't use chemicals. eta: but I can confirm he brings his disdain for me.Pays extra to have a peasant scrap it clean using fingernails and cold water IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Just now, The Moonster said: Genuinely looking into what I'd need to start an oven cleaning business. Eye opening stuff. With all the leafy, wealthy areas down your neck of the woods with their big range cookers, you'd make a killing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: They could put you on instead of Line of Duty with cliff hangers like that. Contact my agent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Genuinely looking into what I'd need to start an oven cleaning business. Eye opening stuff. https://www.reed.co.uk/courses/oven-cleaning-course-and-career-cpd-certified-special-discount-offer--only-19/55504 Disdain not included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Knight55WoodBear said: With all the leafy, wealthy areas down your neck of the woods with their big range cookers, you'd make a killing. Dripping with sarcasm. Kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: Dripping with sarcasm. Kudos. I genuinely wasn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 One thing we all stand to gain from this is Moonster recanting his "confessions of an oven cleaner" type tales. Can you imagine how bored the wives are of middle class men who spend their time seeking out the best person to come to their house and clean their ovens...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: I routinely get asked for my opinion, give it in an accurate, detailed and easily understandable manner and then get a reply of "I'll check with my dad". She's 33. Yep. Think this one will resonate with a few folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: One thing we all stand to gain from this is Moonster recanting his "confessions of an oven cleaner" type tales. Can you imagine how bored the wives are of middle class men who spend their time seeking out the best person to come to their house and clean their ovens...... The Moonster is wee enough that he could stand up inside your average double oven. A bored housewife could use him as a dildo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: One thing we all stand to gain from this is Moonster recanting his "confessions of an oven cleaner" type tales. Can you imagine how bored the wives are of middle class men who spend their time seeking out the best person to come to their house and clean their ovens...... Is the answer "very"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, CountyFan said: Yep. Think this one will resonate with a few folk. Is she checking with all their das? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: The Moonster is wee enough that he could stand up inside your average double oven. A bored housewife could use him as a dildo. A truly glorious way to die. Wheres the songs and poems for tiny people killed in the line of being used as a sex toy? 1 minute ago, Knight55WoodBear said: Is the answer "very"? It is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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