Homer Thompson Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Fairly minor, but some guy had plonked his bag on my reserved seat this morning then fell asleep. There were plenty of other seats so would have felt a right c**t waking him up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 40 minutes ago, Mr X said: Fairly minor, but some guy had plonked his bag on my reserved seat this morning then fell asleep. There were plenty of other seats so would have felt a right c**t waking him up. Funny how the people who are on seats they shouldn't be are always sleeping. I'd have "woken" him out of spite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Rush hour train going through central this morning. As it pulls in there's a wee woman standing at the door. Doors open and she doesn't move, guy behind her politely says that the doors have opened so she can get off in case she's been daydreaming or something, and she responds "oh, I'm not gettting off", whilst standing blocking the door of a fairly busy train at the stop where the vast majority want off. Enjoyed it far too much when people, in bemusement and panic that the doors would close, just surged forward and caused her to be thrown from the train. Unfortunately she will have been able to get back on after the rush of people, as the only thing that could have made it better would be the doors closing and leaving her at central. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Enjoyed it far too much when people, in bemusement and panic that the doors would close, just surged forward and caused her to be thrown from the train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 9 hours ago, Mr X said: Fairly minor, but some guy had plonked his bag on my reserved seat this morning then fell asleep. There were plenty of other seats so would have felt a right c**t waking him up. Should have just hid his bag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Should have just hid his bag Yeah, I think thisal probably called it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Bag on the seat ‘sleeping’ seems to be a new craze. These people deserve to be rudely awakened by vigorous shaking, then to have c**t screamed into their face at least 3 times. The train companies should train their ticket inspectors to carry out this much required task. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 47 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: Bag on the seat ‘sleeping’ seems to be a new craze. These people deserve to be rudely awakened by vigorous shaking, then to have c**t screamed into their face at least 3 times. The train companies should train their ticket inspectors to carry out this much required task. Either that or 'Excuse me, sir. Your bag occupied that seat between Queen Street and Stirling. That'll be 7.28 for its ticket, please'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 Either that or 'Excuse me, sir. Your bag occupied that seat between Queen Street and Stirling. That'll be 7.28 for its ticket, please'. It was a Miss this morning, or in the vernacular of your standard P&B misogynist an averagey looking cocktease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 14, 2017 Author Share Posted December 14, 2017 I still prefer the high volume profanity and associated shaming in front of the mild mannered commuters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Bag on the seat ‘sleeping’ seems to be a new craze. These people deserve to be rudely awakened by vigorous shaking, then to have c**t screamed into their face at least 3 times. The train companies should train their ticket inspectors to carry out this much required task. Alternatively pick up the bag and drop it in the owner's lap. Bonus points if it's a heavy briefcase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason King Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 This is a c**t not on a train - awaiting my train on the platform in Glasgow the train on the next platform was ready to depart - meanwhile a young man (early 20s) is walking up the platform, he goes to get in the door but then decides to walk up to the next door.... ...you can guess what happens next - doors close and the train pulls out before he gets there. Cue some angry language at Scotrail staff whilst the other platform tries not to snigger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I see this behavior a lot, utter scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I see this behavior a lot, utter scum. You just stick to your own efficient transportation system Kaiser! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 You just stick to your own efficient transportation system Kaiser! Efficient?! It's a fucking shite state of affairs on the railways here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Dundee station having come back watching the mighty Arabs lose to Ra Peepal. Guess which fans (4 off) and their takeaways pushed their way onto the south bound not waiting for the travs to disembark from the carriage soss they could get seats with a table? Many angry travs getting off angry at said bloo noses. Seen a few fights on trains and sat beside some annoying c**ts in my time. People who claim the whole table as there's either with their laptop or a fucking newspaper that takes up half the carriage are the worst offenders and yes it was me who set fire to a Glasgow Herold which was right in my face on the Ayr line!!! Your last point is completely justifiable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted December 15, 2017 Share Posted December 15, 2017 Evil c**t on a train https://news.sky.com/story/mans-ear-bitten-in-london-train-row-over-phone-noise-11170900 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 c***s own a train.http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42542640 Also wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Moaning about being called "honey". Seriously?! I'll probably receive a complaint at some stage then. I call everyone pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Forever to be known as Ms Cole. Maybe if she was introduced to her distant relative, Nat King, she wouldn’t be so uptight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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