Lofarl Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Planes and buses have cargo holds. Trains have only got that corridor next to the bog where I store my bike. This usually causes much annoyance to the fat waddling full time mummies that think that area is for the soul purpose of parking their errant mutant fuckspawn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lofarl said: Planes and buses have cargo holds. Trains have only got that corridor next to the bog where I store my bike. This usually causes much annoyance to the fat waddling full time mummies that think that area is for the soul purpose of parking their errant mutant fuckspawn. Absolute c**t. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Am I missing something here or is that not a storage area above the seats that that instrument could go on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Dunno if a cello would fit. Also a bit of an unwieldy job to get it up there if it could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 6 hours ago, King Kebab said: Tbh, you wouldn't get to take it on a plane as hand luggage, a bus driver would tell you to f**k off and a taxi driver would probably be even more colourful, so why should a train be any different??? They can cost £20,000 and upwards, people pay for an extra seat when flying, don't see why you shouldn't be able to do the same on a train, although I'd try and grab the wheelchair area and hope a wheelchair didn't come on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 If it bothered you so much you should’ve had a nice wee conversation with her about it. She like me would’ve told you to f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They can cost £20,000 and upwards, people pay for an extra seat when flying, don't see why you shouldn't be able to do the same on a train, although I'd try and grab the wheelchair area and hope a wheelchair didn't come on. My brother in law is a cellist and the one he plays is worth something like £200k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 25 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My brother in law is a cellist and the one he plays is worth something like £200k. Could you possibly pm me his address and any other pertinent information such as when he's maybe going on holiday or events he will be attending sans-cello? Ta. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 If you can afford to pay more money than most people's houses cost for a musical instrument, why are you travelling on Scotrail with the lice-ridden poor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 54 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My brother in law is a cellist and the one he plays is worth something like £200k. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, nsr said: If you can afford to pay more money than most people's houses cost for a musical instrument, why are you travelling on Scotrail with the lice-ridden poor? Most cellists don't own their instruments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Most cellists don't own their instruments. You mean they just rob them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 1 minute ago, nsr said: You mean they just rob them? Yes. It's like bicycles in Amsterdam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Most cellists don't own their instruments. Yeah. He has his own, but the one he plays professionally isn't his. I think that's the case with most of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 In that case I'd be surprised if he's allowed to lug it around on public transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Yeah. He has his own, but the one he plays professionally isn't his. I think that's the case with most of them. Good, he won't mind if we nick it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: Good, he won't mind if we nick it. I'll take him down the pub to ensure he's out. I'll only take 20% 25% 30% of anything you make on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Isobel Campbell who used to be in Belle and Sebastian plays the cello and is, imho, a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Am I missing a trick here, should I be opening a business. Wilson's Musical Movements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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