Work colleagues

[Rugster]

8 hours ago, invergowrie arab said:

I have been forced into going for leaving drinks tomorrow. I'm not leaving I'm moving floors.

I like drinks I would just rather do it with my actual pals. Or on my own,mostly on my own.

Have they got your family at gunpoint? Just say no, for f**k's sake.

[Taxman]

When I was transferred into my current location I told them right from the start that I didn't do birthdays, cards, sheets etc. I've been left in peace ever since

[Cardinal Richelieu]

Having joined my work just after my 30th birthday, and not getting married or having any kids, I must have paid out hundreds for no return. 

What a mug

[ICTChris]

Is it so hard to put a few quid in a collection?  It's a nice thing to do.  Think of the happiness given to the person receiving the gift and wonder how much you really need the change.  You'd only spend it on rubbish anyway.

[Count Mongo del Fantastico]

My main gripe with my work is the amount of fat fucks who bang on about their diet this and diet that, then get the lift instead of walking up a flight of stairs. I expect all the flab will just be magicked away. 

[Taxman]

11 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Is it so hard to put a few quid in a collection?  It's a nice thing to do.  Think of the happiness given to the person receiving the gift and wonder how much you really need the change.  You'd only spend it on rubbish anyway.

I like rubbish.

[Rugster]

Someone knocked over a jar of coffee in the general office this morning. You'd have though Kevin Bridges was doing a stand up set in there such was the hilarity that ensued afterwards. A jar of coffee, and the hyenas were still pishing themselves laughing about it ten minutes later.

[ICTChris]

8 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Someone knocked over a jar of coffee in the general office this morning. You'd have though Kevin Bridges was doing a stand up set in there such was the hilarity that ensued afterwards. A jar of coffee, and the hyenas were still pishing themselves laughing about it ten minutes later.

You knocked over the coffee didn't you?

[Rugster]

23 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

You knocked over the coffee didn't you?

I tend to avoid the general office, it's full of idiots.

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Is it so hard to put a few quid in a collection?  It's a nice thing to do.  Think of the happiness given to the person receiving the gift and wonder how much you really need the change.  You'd only spend it on rubbish anyway.

I don't care if any of them live or die, far less if they happen to complete any other act or function.

[philpy]

I tend to avoid the general office, it's full of idiots.

A bit like general nonsense on here then aye??

[Joe Terrapin]

2 hours ago, Taxman said:

When I was transferred into my current location I told them right from the start that I didn't do birthdays, cards, sheets etc. I've been left in peace ever since

^^^^^^Guy most of this thread is about^^^^^^

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Is it so hard to put a few quid in a collection?  It's a nice thing to do.  Think of the happiness given to the person receiving the gift and wonder how much you really need the change.  You'd only spend it on rubbish anyway.

Yes, especially if it's some pregnant bint, we have the CSA for this.

[trainspotter]

3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Is it so hard to put a few quid in a collection?  

When it's an 8 months pregnant colleague who is still heading out to the smoking shelter twice a day, yeah its a bit of a dilemma.

[Boghead ranter]

10 minutes ago, trainspotter said:

When it's an 8 months pregnant colleague who is still heading out to the smoking shelter twice a day, yeah its a bit of a dilemma.

I worked with a lassie who justified still smoking through her pregnancy with "I want to have a small baby that's easier to push out".

Staggering that someone who was 'educated' enough to know that they are harming a child, even an unborn one, still goes ahead and knowingly did it.

[Busta Nut]

I don't understand collections for folk who are going on to better paid jobs.

[John MacLean]

On 17/08/2017 at 12:55, Honest_Man#1 said:

I'm well aware that they're biologically likely to feel colder. But it's the fact that there is absolutely no regard for anyone else's comfort that annoys me.

Yip, put on a jumper if you are cold. It's easier to get warm from cold that the other way around short of sitting in the office wearing nothing but my pants. 

[ecto]

When I was transferred into my current location I told them right from the start that I didn't do birthdays, cards, sheets etc. I've been left in peace ever since [emoji4]

Am not surprised, good grief

[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

I work in a building with 3 security pass operated doors. You can use all 3 to get in but only 2 can be used to get out. c***s entering the building at peak exit times not using the 'enter only' door can take a running f**k to themselves. It's all glass so you can see all the c***s waiting to get out, there's no excuse.

[Poet of the Macabre]

On 01/07/2017 at 11:54, D.A.F.C said:

There's someone like that at my work. Constantly skint but takes home 10k more than me with all the raises and overtime he does. He always asks me in front of others 'oh what's that where did you get that from' knowing full well it's m&s as a treat myself once a week. He then plays the hard luck card with his yellow sticker food. It pisses me off and it turns out his missus is blasting £200 a week on weed to get over post natal shit. I take a different break now, pretty petty but it's devious and deliberate to wind me up and justify his greedy over time bollocks. Look at poor little me I have to work seven days.
f**k off.

You sound like an absolute scumbag tbh.

Edited August 18, 2017 by Poet of the Macabre