D.A.F.C Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Thanks Many thanks Kind regardsRegardsWith thanksThanky thanksMerry thankmasMilky barsGem xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 They have asked me to cover a phone whilst the person is out of the office for an hour - its taken me 25 minutes to notice that they have switched the ringer off and therefore I cant actually tell when a call is coming in. Decisions, decisions, decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Most folk in this office have a different ringtone for their desk phone. Despite this there are still folk who ask 'who's phone is that?' when one is ringing. These are folk who have been here for years. In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Most folk in this office have a different ringtone for their desk phone. Despite this there are still folk who ask 'who's phone is that?' when one is ringing. These are folk who have been here for years. In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat.Aye, terrible patter. Hiya Daniel Radcliffe, hiya pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Most folk in this office have a different ringtone for their desk phone. Despite this there are still folk who ask 'who's phone is that?' when one is ringing. These are folk who have been here for years. In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat. You should've called her '3'. And when she questioned it, tell her that was what she was out of 10. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Brother Blades said: Aye, terrible patter. Hiya Daniel Radcliffe, hiya pal. I don't look anything like him. It was simply because I wore glasses. 1 minute ago, TheScarf said: You should've called her '3'. And when she questioned it, tell her that was what she was out of 10. I'm not a cruel man. I just made a face that was a mixture of exasperation, bemusement and pity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 42 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat. In my day it was 'Joe 90'. But then we were ten-year-old kids so there was some excuse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pj_puttz Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat. Tell her your new nickname should be Johnny Two Times then tell her to f**k off. Twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Most folk in this office have a different ringtone for their desk phone. Despite this there are still folk who ask 'who's phone is that?' when one is ringing. These are folk who have been here for years. In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat.In a previous workplace my boss decided to do a lookalike quiz like a pub quiz picture round of everyone in his team. I was Harry Potter in that purely because I wore glasses. They weren't even round glasses, rectangular frameless glasses, obvious link to Harry Potter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, pj_puttz said: Tell her your new nickname should be Johnny Two Times then tell her to f**k off. Twice. It was years ago that I finished/was punted from that place. 8 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Most folk in this office have a different ringtone for their desk phone. Despite this there are still folk who ask 'who's phone is that?' when one is ringing. These are folk who have been here for years. In a previous workplace a colleague started calling me 'Harry Potter' because I wore glasses. Such patter. She genuinely thought it was hilarious and some others found it really funny as well. Just awful chat. In a previous workplace my boss decided to do a lookalike quiz like a pub quiz picture round of everyone in his team. I was Harry Potter in that purely because I wore glasses. They weren't even round glasses, rectangular frameless glasses, obvious link to Harry Potter! It's just such unoriginal chat. A total lack of wit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It was years ago that I finished/was punted from that place. It's just such unoriginal chat. A total lack of wit. Sounds like an opportunity. You should be able to trace all life problems and health issues back to this cruel bullying, and sue the f**k out of her and the company. Obviously I'm not suggesting it was actually bullying, but they deserve it for the shite patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: An ex colleague has been caught from these "child protection Scotland " also known as "vigilantes" for wanting to meet a 14 year old online Now this is better than the Gemma or my colleague missing Vegas chat.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Toboggan Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 46 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: An ex colleague has been caught from these "child protection Scotland " also known as "vigilantes" for wanting to meet a 14 year old online Are they the one's that stream live on Facebook? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 An ex colleague has been caught from these "child protection Scotland " also known as "vigilantes" for wanting to meet a 14 year old online WW from the port? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 It's just such unoriginal chat. A total lack of wit.f**k up, poindexter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 I'm a specky tube as well tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 @throbber is our resident paedo catcher expert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 A couple of crackers are at my work just now. A new "domestic assistant" started a couple of months ago, and he's one of those people who talk a power of shite and do anything apart from their actual job. Numerous complaints have been made already about him not cleaning rooms properly and leaving storerooms containing dangerous equipment and chemicals wide open. This guy went on a rant last week about the organisation employing two receptionists, saying that the organisation was "haemorrhaging money" by employing two receptionists. I almost replied that the company was haemorrhaging money by employing fuckwits like him. A "handyman" started around the same time, and highlights of his tenure so far include him sawing the bottom off a door (which was too tight and was scraping the floor when you opened or closed it) while it was still attached to the doorframe, locking numerous doors that require to be permanently open to allow access, and removing perfectly functioning locks from doors, tampering with them so that they don't work anymore then putting them back on only to have to repeat the process again. Oh, and he left a Stanley knife lying around in a locked ward containing Mental Health patients. He has also made numerous comments about wanting to "do" young Japanese women so is definitely OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: An ex colleague has been caught from these "child protection Scotland " also known as "vigilantes" for wanting to meet a 14 year old online Any suspicions of beastliness when he was your colleague? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Now that the story has came out a few ladies have said he use to ask certain things to them. What were these "certain things"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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