DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Any jobs going? 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Any jobs going? Mine. It seems I'm not snaky enough to be promoted. The boss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, TheScarf said: The public sector in Scotland is absolute swamped with the laziest, thickest, snakiest c***s on the planet. Success is talked down, failure is rewarded, laziness is ignored and thickness is encouraged. You basically have to seriously assault someone, kill someone or leak private documents to the press/other agencies to get sacked. It also appears you can be off sick as much as you like and pretty much nothing gets done about it. Great, isn't it? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Great, isn't it? I would never call you a c**t Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Just now, Moomintroll said: I would never call you a c**t Sarge. FGS do I need to do everything round here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 50% of the civil service is employed to do all the work. The other 50% is to correct the first lot's mistakes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: FGS do I need to do everything round here? Not like you've got anything better to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: Not like you've got anything better to do. Ive a very busy schedule this afternoon I'll have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Just now, Melanius Mullarkay said: Ive a very busy schedule this afternoon I'll have you know. 1400 Post shite on P&B 1500 Post shite on P&B 1545 Mushroom Supper Break 1600 Post shite on P&B..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 48 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Public sector? You've just described it to a tee. Nah, pathetic incompetence and mentality exists in the private sector too 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 31 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 1400 Post shite on P&B 1500 Post shite on P&B 1545 Mushroom Supper Break 1600 Post shite on P&B..... Pretty much. Apart from 1600, home via shop for some cans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 (edited) I don't like looking out the window in the morning. I'd have nothing to do all afternoon if I did. Edited July 14, 2023 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't like our the window in the morning. I'd have nothing to do all afternoon if I did. You feeling ok there Sarge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: You feeling ok there Sarge? This is too much like work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't like looking out the window in the morning. I'd have nothing to do all afternoon if I did. This happened to me once. Fortunately there is another window at the other side of the office, so I picked up a folder, walked over, and consulted the contents of the folder (it was empty) while looking out the other window. I had to put in some more effort, but I looked extremely busy, so no-one bothered me for the rest of the day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 1400 Post shite on P&B 1500 Post shite on P&B 1545 Mushroom Supper Break 1600 Post shite on P&B..... 1630 Approve new concrete spec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: 1630 Approve new concrete spec As if he would do something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 03/07/2023 at 18:42, Miguel Sanchez said: My manager is an idiot, a coward and I remain convinced he's a plant from a competitor trying to get us shut down. He's getting worse, and is actively not allowing me (indirectly obviously, he's not actually telling me this himself) to fix anything. If he's happy for the place to be a complete shambles, fine. Private sector, btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 6 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Private sector, btw. That can't be true. The nation's media outlets tell me that the private sector is a model of efficiency and productivity, whilst the public sector contains folk like @Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 10 hours ago, TheScarf said: The public sector in Scotland is absolute swamped with the laziest, thickest, snakiest c***s on the planet. Success is talked down, failure is rewarded, laziness is ignored and thickness is encouraged. You basically have to seriously assault someone, kill someone or leak private documents to the press/other agencies to get sacked. It also appears you can be off sick as much as you like and pretty much nothing gets done about it. I can assure you there is strong competition within the U.S. Government sector. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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