D.A.F.C Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Hawd eh bus, so you actually go and watch Dunfermline stone cold sober every week? If so then fair play to ye mate, I've went and watched Morton a few times without a few pints before hand, I can confirm that it was utterly horrendous.Yep we are shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skerla Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 13 hours ago, M0rtonfc said: By any chance did this person have long back hair in a ponytail and a black Metallica t-shirt of some sort on? We have a few of those smelly c***s at Cappielow Randy Giles/DomDom/Principal Flute take your pick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: The rule of thumb is that northern Indians are fine and southern Indians are arseholes. If you meet an Indian who’s friendly and a decent laugh he’ll be from the north. If you meet an Indian who’s a p***k and rude as f**k he’ll be from the south. This is generally accepted in India told to me by many Indians. These guys must have been Sri Lankan then because they were total fannies. Add them to your list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I can confirm that in the last six years I have formed the following evidence based assessments of Nationalities that I have worked with.Nigerian : LazyIndian : Stubborn liarsFrench : Rude and arrogantDutch : Headstrong and racistItalians : Rule breakersJocks : ThickEnglish : RacistChinese : Love the boabyWelsh : CrabbitLithuanian : unknownIrish : JakiesLebanese : ChancersRomanians : Mental*Each of these may be full and accurate descriptions of an entire race of people, or it might be a brief description of the individuals I knew who just happened to be from each of these countries. Apply sterotype at own risk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, Bairnardo said: I can confirm that in the last six years I have formed the following evidence based assessments of Nationalities that I have worked with. Nigerian : Lazy Indian : Stubborn liars French : Rude and arrogant Dutch : Headstrong and racist Italians : Rule breakers Jocks : Thick English : Racist Chinese : Love the boaby Welsh : Crabbit Lithuanian : unknown Irish : Jakies Lebanese : Chancers Romanians : Mental *Each of these may be full and accurate descriptions of an entire race of people, or it might be a brief description of the individuals I knew who just happened to be from each of these countries. Apply sterotype at own risk Can you imagine trying to recruit in Dunfermline? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Can you imagine trying to recruit in Dunfermline?Nicola Sturgeon did, briefly. She then built a second bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: The rule of thumb is that northern Indians are fine and southern Indians are arseholes. If you meet an Indian who’s friendly and a decent laugh he’ll be from the north. If you meet an Indian who’s a p***k and rude as f**k he’ll be from the south. This is generally accepted in India told to me by many Indians. "White man speak with forked tongue", imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 With regard to Chinese folks “loving the boaby “, can we assume that you reached this conclusion after a bi-sexual threesome in the stationery cupboard with two of your erstwhile Oriental colleagues ?[emoji15] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 With regard to Chinese folks “loving the boaby “, can we assume that you reached this conclusion after a bi-sexual threesome in the stationery cupboard with two of your erstwhile Oriental colleagues ?[emoji15]Na, just this one lass who apprently was fond of the pipe. But thats enough for me to know that hundreds of millions of them are like that. After all, it would explain why theres so many no?She wasnt much of a wid FYI, but she had strikingly nice feminine hands, much like Knightswood Bear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Here's my racial sterotyping based on experiences of other nationalities I've worked with: Scottish: moaning b*****ds. English: loud, obnoxious and incorrectly think they're funny. Welsh: cocky as f**k. Irish: good guys. Chinese: absolute nutters with no regard for their own safety. Nepalese: best workers on the planet who try to do everything to minimise your workload despite it increasing their own no matter how many times you tell them to f**k off. Great guys. Filipinos: lazy Indians: plod along happily doing whatever they're told. Aussies: whinging, lazy b*****ds. Kiwis: appear to harbour under the illusion that their apparently decent rugby team reflects personally on them. Good workers but full of themselves. These descriptions apply to every adult male of each nation mentioned, except Scotland, where I am the exception to the rule as I am a ray of fucking sunshine. ETA: Somalians: slow as f**k due to spending all shift chewing on khat and consequently being off their tits. Edited February 6, 2019 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 GLOVES! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 GLOVES!Oohbeedoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Of the two people I describe in that post I'd be amazed if at least one of them isn't dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 It’s teckle having a 125 page thread about how our colleagues are shite and now all the arsehole traits of other races while we’re sat here flawless. Sum bois (myself included) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 14 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Did you not also make a sweeping generalisation about me? I find that racist. Can I just say that if you find what I said offensive then I apologise. Please also understand that I will react badly to being accused of somehow bringing the treatment I got on myself and that I deserved it. I have carried on some of the anger and search for justice and work incredibly hard to prove myself every day and perhaps seeing others slack off has meant I’ve had a go at them in here. Obviously I’m not saying over a billion people are the same ffs. What job do you do where you work 'incredibly hard' every day? What's wrong with just doing your job? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Of the two people I describe in that post I'd be amazed if at least one of them isn't dead. I just found briefcase man on Facebook, no sign of Neil though. I'd be surprised if he hasn't pegged it. Briefcase Man likes a Cause on FB - "Sex offenders in prison shouldn't have Facebook". wut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Not had too many smelly folk at work (Although as a teacher there are a few classes where you need to leave the windows open even in winter as some of the lads haven't discovered deodorant yet - especially if they come up from doing PE) but there was one guy when I worked in England whose breath was absolutely reeking. I think he smoked roll ups and drunk loads of black coffee which didn't help but I always used to say that his breath stunk of dung. Not shit, but dung. It had a smell that was bad, but there was almost a hint of hay there too, like you'd get from a good dollop of dung. Weird, the things you remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 What job do you do where you work 'incredibly hard' every day? What's wrong with just doing your job?Pornstar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Not had too many smelly folk at work (Although as a teacher there are a few classes where you need to leave the windows open even in winter as some of the lads haven't discovered deodorant yet - especially if they come up from doing PE) but there was one guy when I worked in England whose breath was absolutely reeking. I think he smoked roll ups and drunk loads of black coffee which didn't help but I always used to say that his breath stunk of dung. Not shit, but dung. It had a smell that was bad, but there was almost a hint of hay there too, like you'd get from a good dollop of dung. Weird, the things you remember. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TonsillolithETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith ETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. I've been getting those little horrors for years. Never knew they were called that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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