Salvo Montalbano Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Not had too many smelly folk at work (Although as a teacher there are a few classes where you need to leave the windows open even in winter as some of the lads haven't discovered deodorant yet - especially if they come up from doing PE) but there was one guy when I worked in England whose breath was absolutely reeking. I think he smoked roll ups and drunk loads of black coffee which didn't help but I always used to say that his breath stunk of dung. Not shit, but dung. It had a smell that was bad, but there was almost a hint of hay there too, like you'd get from a good dollop of dung. Weird, the things you remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 What job do you do where you work 'incredibly hard' every day? What's wrong with just doing your job?Pornstar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Not had too many smelly folk at work (Although as a teacher there are a few classes where you need to leave the windows open even in winter as some of the lads haven't discovered deodorant yet - especially if they come up from doing PE) but there was one guy when I worked in England whose breath was absolutely reeking. I think he smoked roll ups and drunk loads of black coffee which didn't help but I always used to say that his breath stunk of dung. Not shit, but dung. It had a smell that was bad, but there was almost a hint of hay there too, like you'd get from a good dollop of dung. Weird, the things you remember. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TonsillolithETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 28 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith ETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. I've been getting those little horrors for years. Never knew they were called that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, nsr said: I've been getting those little horrors for years. Never knew they were called that. Or that your breath smelled of dung? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Or that your breath smelled of dung? Your wife's never complained. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, nsr said: Your wife's never complained. And I've thanked you for keeping her out of my hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TonsillolithETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. the picture on that nearly made me spew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Moving to a new office from Monday. Today was my last day working with one of my colleagues. This woman doesnt like me. I don't like her. Very few people do. She hasn't spoken with me for 2 1/2 weeks since our last meeting as a management team. This is the woman who will leave milk cartons containing varying states of cheese on the kitchen counter rather than binning them when she cleans out the fridge because "they need to learn". She absolutely hates it when people move her stuff when she's not in. Would it be wrong of me to change the settings on her chair, move her monitor and generally mess up her stuff for her to come in to on Monday morning? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Moving to a new office from Monday. Today was my last day working with one of my colleagues. This woman doesnt like me. I don't like her. Very few people do. She hasn't spoken with me for 2 1/2 weeks since our last meeting as a management team. This is the woman who will leave milk cartons containing varying states of cheese on the kitchen counter rather than binning them when she cleans out the fridge because "they need to learn". She absolutely hates it when people move her stuff when she's not in. Would it be wrong of me to change the settings on her chair, move her monitor and generally mess up her stuff for her to come in to on Monday morning?Prise three or four keys off her keyboard and switch them about. None of the qwerty ones. Too obvious. Be amazed how much that fucks with people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith ETA - I think these tonsil stones contain a lot of hydrogen sulphide which is responsible for the shitty/dungy smell. Is that what @throbber had when he was teabagged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 59 minutes ago, BallochSonsFan said: Moving to a new office from Monday. Today was my last day working with one of my colleagues. This woman doesnt like me. I don't like her. Very few people do. She hasn't spoken with me for 2 1/2 weeks since our last meeting as a management team. This is the woman who will leave milk cartons containing varying states of cheese on the kitchen counter rather than binning them when she cleans out the fridge because "they need to learn". She absolutely hates it when people move her stuff when she's not in. Would it be wrong of me to change the settings on her chair, move her monitor and generally mess up her stuff for her to come in to on Monday morning? It would be wrong of you not to. And even wronger of you not to come on here and let us all know about the aftermath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I can confirm that in the last six years I have formed the following evidence based assessments of Nationalities that I have worked with. Nigerian : Lazy Indian : Stubborn liars French : Rude and arrogant Dutch : Headstrong and racist Italians : Rule breakers Jocks : Thick English : Racist Chinese : Love the boaby Welsh : Crabbit Lithuanian : unknown Irish : Jakies Lebanese : Chancers Romanians : Mental *Each of these may be full and accurate descriptions of an entire race of people, or it might be a brief description of the individuals I knew who just happened to be from each of these countries. Apply sterotype at own risk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Na, just this one lass who apprently was fond of the pipe. But thats enough for me to know that hundreds of millions of them are like that. After all, it would explain why theres so many no? She wasnt much of a wid FYI, but she had strikingly nice feminine hands, much like Knightswood Bear. Chinese lass in my work is fond of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 It would be wrong of you not to. And even wronger of you not to come on here and let us all know about the aftermath. What he said. Get it done Bsf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Chinese lass in my work is fond of it.Well thats two. Think we have stumbled upon a perfectly valid generalisation here tbh. Good work. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 where are all these cock crazy chinese girls?asking for a friend, obviously 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, ah-dee said: where are all these cock crazy chinese girls? asking for a friend, obviously One works with Busta Nut, and another one worked with Bairnardo... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 hours ago, BallochSonsFan said: Moving to a new office from Monday. Today was my last day working with one of my colleagues. This woman doesnt like me. I don't like her. Very few people do. She hasn't spoken with me for 2 1/2 weeks since our last meeting as a management team. This is the woman who will leave milk cartons containing varying states of cheese on the kitchen counter rather than binning them when she cleans out the fridge because "they need to learn". She absolutely hates it when people move her stuff when she's not in. Would it be wrong of me to change the settings on her chair, move her monitor and generally mess up her stuff for her to come in to on Monday morning? Put a piece of the stinkiest cheese possible on her desk and leave a message saying "I have learnt - Bye." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Bosses are like referees. You only really notice the bad ones and they annoy everyone for reason forgetting that the game isn’t just about them. Edited February 6, 2019 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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