Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: The kitchen drama queen Someone who cries if another colleague doesn't wash a spoon or leaves something out of place. Nah you're right it totally makes sense to keep the milk in the fridge at break time when twenty people are making a cup of tea. Nope let's open and shut the fridge twenty times and ask everyone if they need the milk or not inbetween. Idiots. Please, Thanks, Kind regards, Many thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Top tip; get tea and coffee to f**k and have some (cold) water instead. Utterly shite tip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Top tip; get tea and coffee to f**k and have some (cold) water instead. Utterly shite tip Incorrect. It's the best one you'll hear all week, possibly longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 58 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Incorrect. It's the best one you'll hear all week, possibly longer. ...from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I inadvertently had a cup of hot water the other day as I had run out of tea bags. It was actually quite pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I inadvertently had a cup of hot water the other day as I had run out of tea bags. It was actually quite pleasant.You find new ways of outing yourself as what would previously have been referred to as a beast... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I inadvertently had a cup of hot water the other day as I had run out of tea bags. It was actually quite pleasant. I would be interested to hear how you got from realising you had no tea bags to consuming the hot cup of water. And whether Yewtree have been at the door yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 I inadvertently had a cup of hot water the other day as I had run out of tea bags. It was actually quite pleasant.Sorry Mozza, going to need a walk through of the sequence of events that led you to drink a cup of hot water voluntarily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Sorry Mozza, going to need a walk through of the sequence of events that led you to drink a cup of hot water voluntarily.1. Mozza was born2. Mozza became a rocket3. Here we are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I inadvertently had a cup of hot water the other day as I had run out of tea bags. It was actually quite pleasant. Sorry Mozza, going to need a walk through of the sequence of events that led you to drink a cup of hot water voluntarily. I have been running a few scenarios through my mind and the most disturbing and the most plausible one is that he puts the boiling water in the cup first and then realises he is out of tea bags. Rather than sling the hot water, he's decided to just drink it like that. If that's the case the man needs to take Moonster's psychopath test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I have been running a few scenarios through my mind and the most disturbing and the most plausible one is that he puts the boiling water in the cup first and then realises he is out of tea bags. Rather than sling the hot water, he's decided to just drink it like that. If that's the case the man needs to take Moonster's psychopath test. There are far worse things. For example, nobody's thought to question whether he added milk and/or sugar. And I think we all know the answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dee Man said: . If that's the case the man needs to take Moonster's psychopath test. If it is the case then he really doesn’t need to take it. That usurps ever point on the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 There are far worse things. For example, nobody's thought to question whether he added milk and/or sugar. And I think we all know the answer.He probably added mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugster said: If it is the case then he really doesn’t need to take it. That usurps ever point on the list. A good point well made. @Melanius Mullarkey explain yourself please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Please, Thanks, Kind regards, Many thanks Gemba Gemba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Someone from our office department put a sign above the sink - "please wash up your dirty dishes up after yourselves!! This includes plates, cups, and cutlery!!!!"Have a guess who the biggest culprits are?? Yep. The office hypocrites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 We had a visit from one of our new bosses last Thursday, and we spent Tuesday and Wednesday making the place was spotless, but the foreman didn't seem bothered, so I raised the point of having the place clean and tidy, his reply was "operational, not decorational". He's ex-navy, says it all really..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Work for the cooncil. Person supposed to be on reception duty fecked off tonight before they were supposed to without telling anybody. Front doors normally locked bang on 4:30. 4:31 bell at front reception rings. A pissed off me goes to see you who is there. I start to bring them through to our main office which is open plan. I enter the security number in the lock to walk in but forget that a guy had come and changed them all only 30 mins before, which meant I smacked my forehead on the door as I tried to walk through. Eventually remember the code and enter the office to sound if waaaahhhhhaaaayyy from a female colleague how is pissing herself at me making a tit of myself and calling me a fanny. Unfortunately for her there is a partition blocking her view of the door and as I take a few more steps forward her face is a picture as her jaw drops almost as quick as her waving arms when she realises that the person I was bringing through from the reception was actually the chief exec of the cooncil. To be fair he was fine about it all and ended up slagging me too but my colleague just wanted to curl up and die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Ok to clarify. The kettle is in the photocopy room along the corridor. My usual MO is to dander along, fill kettle to the required level, switch it on, go for a piss, come back in the hope that the fat Chinese boy from the floor above hasn’t been in to pilfer my hot goodies, clean mug from previous cup of whatever, fill mug with hot water, back to my office, stick teabag in mug, stare at kettle in my office and wonder why I never use it whilst tea is stewing, head along to the admin office, remove teabag and put in bin, put milk in and return to my office for consumption. The other day, I did all of the above until I got back to my office and realised I didn’t have any teabags. Being a lazy fucker, I just sat down and consumed the mug of hot water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Ok to clarify. The kettle is in the photocopy room along the corridor. My usual MO is to dander along, fill kettle to the required level, switch it on, go for a piss, come back in the hope that the fat Chinese boy from the floor above hasn’t been in to pilfer my hot goodies, clean mug from previous cup of whatever, fill mug with hot water, back to my office, stick teabag in mug, stare at kettle in my office and wonder why I never use it whilst tea is stewing, head along to the admin office, remove teabag and put in bin, put milk in and return to my office for consumption. The other day, I did all of the above until I got back to my office and realised I didn’t have any teabags. Being a lazy fucker, I just sat down and consumed the mug of hot water. Uh huh, understood, now.....What have you got to hide in your fridge you fucking animal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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