The Moonster Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Sorry mate. Too busy doing the league tables. Edited February 7, 2019 by The Moonster 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 33 minutes ago, Rugster said: By the way it's Nick Cage, not Cave. Oh aye. That joke fell on its arse. And it's Nicolas, not Nicholas. Christ. I see you've worked out how to get all your stuff back. That must be worth a bonus point in the league. 19 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: There's a Chrome plug-in that changes every image on every web-page you visit to pictures of Nicholas Cage. Of course, there's not much point in using this on any technophobes (e.g. [mention=30230]Tynierose[/mention]) who probably don't even know what Chrome is, much less that you can use it to access the internet. How do I do this to others? https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol?hl=en Edited February 7, 2019 by Cardinal Richelieu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ncage/hnbmfljfohghaepamnfokgggaejlmfol?hl=enWill do when I return to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: There's a Chrome plug-in that changes every image on every web-page you visit to pictures of Nicholas Cage. Of course, there's not much point in using this on any technophobes (e.g. @Tynierose) who probably don't even know what Chrome is, much less that you can use it to access the internet. Can you use that on dial up to get on this inter web thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Instant Message conversation with Work Colleague. WC: Hey - are you free to talk for 15 minutes before the team call? Me: Well, the team call is in 10 minutes so... WC: Right but are you free to talk? Me: Yes. Give me a call. WC: What? Now? This is why you hear of violence in the work place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 One of my less experienced work colleagues failed to abide by the new security requirements to lock one's screen when walking away from one's desk. He returned to find his desktop background changed to feature the Backstreet Boys. I wasn't responsible for this. I merely sat and laughed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 One of my less experienced work colleagues failed to abide by the new security requirements to lock one's screen when walking away from one's desk. He returned to find his desktop background changed to feature the Backstreet Boys. I wasn't responsible for this. I merely sat and laughed.Should have sang "colleagues name Streets back alright"Boabstreets back alright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 The kitchen drama queenSomeone who cries if another colleague doesn't wash a spoon or leaves something out of place.Nah you're right it totally makes sense to keep the milk in the fridge at break time when twenty people are making a cup of tea.Nope let's open and shut the fridge twenty times and ask everyone if they need the milk or not inbetween.Idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: The kitchen drama queen Someone who cries if another colleague doesn't wash a spoon or leaves something out of place. Nah you're right it totally makes sense to keep the milk in the fridge at break time when twenty people are making a cup of tea. Nope let's open and shut the fridge twenty times and ask everyone if they need the milk or not inbetween. Idiots. To add to that, folk who cry their eyes out when someone doesn't leave any water in the kettle after they've used it. Fucking put water in it yourself you lazy cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 To add to that, folk who cry their eyes out when someone doesn't leave any water in the kettle after they've used it. Fucking put water in it yourself you lazy cunt.A spoon! A dirty spoon! Everyone look at this someone has left a spoon on the bunker with a bit of coffee on it!So you just pick up a spoon from a bunker without washing it and dunk it straight into your tea/coffee?What a mink. Surely you wash every piece of cutlery at work before you use it?Drama drama drama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: To add to that, folk who cry their eyes out when someone doesn't leave any water in the kettle after they've used it. Fucking put water in it yourself you lazy c**t. Our work installed a boiling water "tap" which almost caused a war in here. On the face of it, it's a great idea, boiling water in an instant is just what you need at work. Sadly the way it was installed meant that when a tank of boiling water was done you'd need to wait on the water tank filling and boiling again. Not a huge problem you'd think but when the finance department decided that instead of each of them walking the 100 yards to the canteen to use this tap individually they would send 1 woman with the largest flask known to man to fill it up and wheel (yes, the thing had fucking wheels) it back to their wee office. This meant everyone in finance had boiling water at the drop of a hat but the rest of us were deprived until late morning. This in turn led to people bringing their own flask in, coming in half an hour earlier and getting the water to keep at their desk. Luckily management have seen the ridiculousness of this and have installed a better water tank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Our work installed a boiling water "tap" which almost caused a war in here. On the face of it, it's a great idea, boiling water in an instant is just what you need at work. Sadly the way it was installed meant that when a tank of boiling water was done you'd need to wait on the water tank filling and boiling again. Not a huge problem you'd think but when the finance department decided that instead of each of them walking the 100 yards to the canteen to use this tap individually they would send 1 woman with the largest flask known to man to fill it up and wheel (yes, the thing had fucking wheels) it back to their wee office. This meant everyone in finance had boiling water at the drop of a hat but the rest of us were deprived until late morning. This in turn led to people bringing their own flask in, coming in half an hour earlier and getting the water to keep at their desk. Luckily management have seen the ridiculousness of this and have installed a better water tank.This has got me genuinely seething. People can be utter c***s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Top tip; get tea and coffee to f**k and have some (cold) water instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Our work installed a boiling water "tap" which almost caused a war in here. On the face of it, it's a great idea, boiling water in an instant is just what you need at work. Sadly the way it was installed meant that when a tank of boiling water was done you'd need to wait on the water tank filling and boiling again. Not a huge problem you'd think but when the finance department decided that instead of each of them walking the 100 yards to the canteen to use this tap individually they would send 1 woman with the largest flask known to man to fill it up and wheel (yes, the thing had fucking wheels) it back to their wee office. This meant everyone in finance had boiling water at the drop of a hat but the rest of us were deprived until late morning. This in turn led to people bringing their own flask in, coming in half an hour earlier and getting the water to keep at their desk. Luckily management have seen the ridiculousness of this and have installed a better water tank. Why didn't they just tell finance to get to f**k with that nonsense? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Finance, the good guys.Everyone else, the bad guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Why didn't they just tell finance to get to f**k with that nonsense? Finance argued that their office of 5 would be up and down all day if they couldn't keep hot water in the office, you know, just like they used to do when all we had was a kettle. I don't know why they weren't just telt, but everyone's happy now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: The kitchen drama queen Someone who cries if another colleague doesn't wash a spoon or leaves something out of place. Nah you're right it totally makes sense to keep the milk in the fridge at break time when twenty people are making a cup of tea. Nope let's open and shut the fridge twenty times and ask everyone if they need the milk or not inbetween. Idiots. Please, Thanks, Kind regards, Many thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Top tip; get tea and coffee to f**k and have some (cold) water instead. Utterly shite tip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Top tip; get tea and coffee to f**k and have some (cold) water instead. Utterly shite tip Incorrect. It's the best one you'll hear all week, possibly longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 58 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Incorrect. It's the best one you'll hear all week, possibly longer. ...from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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