TheScarf Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Bring your step son in and plunk him in his office. He'll soon get the hint... 26 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Scarf only goes to work to keep the wee man in crisps. By the lack of official result, we know who won the square go. He got fucking telt last night. Straight to bed after his tea with no Easter egg after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 35 minutes ago, The Moonster said: On this subject, when I was doing my apprenticeship there was a guy in his sixties in our college class. I had just assumed he was an old guy who had been told to go and get a qualification as it was now mandatory for his job or something, but about 3 months into the course he informed everyone that he was in fact retired and he paid himself onto college courses each year to "prevent boredom and keep the mind active". Fair enough if that's what you want to do, but I often ask myself just how fucking boring an unimaginative I'd need to become to do that in my old age. Guy has all the time and money he needs and he chooses to sit in a fucking classroom learning shite about 3 phase electrical systems that he will never use. Maybe he's got a shed at home where he tinkers about inventing stuff. You can't build a warp drive without knowing the basics of 3 phase electrical systems. Edited April 24, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 He got fucking telt last night. Straight to bed after his tea with no Easter egg after.Seems a bit lenient for him kicking f**k out of you tbh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 "Oh, im sorry, i only work Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays and Im full up this week so that will have to go into my next week's work load" What is the fucking point of part time employees? Seriously. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Maybe he's got a shed at home where he tinkers about inventing stuff. You can't build a warp drive without knowing the basics of 3 phase electrical systems. Pish. There's videos on YouTube for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: It boils my piss when lottery winners say they're going to keep working. Why buy a sodding ticket then? Mary, 64 from Wolverhampton wins £95 million on the euros. She’s going to keep her part time job as a cleaner and possibly splash out on a caravan in Torquay. f**k OFF!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Mary, 64 from Wolverhampton wins £95 Wid! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 It boils my piss when lottery winners say they're going to keep working. Why buy a sodding ticket then?If I won the EuroMillions I'd absolutely keep working. Purely to see how long it would take for me to get sacked. Being able to say exactly what you think of the public, I imagine I wouldn't last a week. I'd enjoy it while it lasted though. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yeah you don't quit your job, you keep turning up and performing in a way which requires them to sack you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I’d quit my job but work my notice and compile a proper handover pack for whoever picked up my work. No sense is dropping other people in it just because you’ve had some good fortune. On my last day I would bang a hooker on my desk while snorting uncut cocaine and drinking a cocktail made of unicorn tears though. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yep I would still 'put my colleagues over' before I left. Give something back to the business as a thank you before I left town. Of course, just before leaving, I would stand on my desk and cut a scathing promo on the bosses about how the company as a whole could be run better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I am typing on my work PC the now, If I won the lotto halfway through this post I would finish it on my phone as I cruised out the door without so much as logging off. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’d quit my job but work my notice and compile a proper handover pack for whoever picked up my work. No sense is dropping other people in it just because you’ve had some good fortune. On my last day I would bang a hooker on my desk while snorting uncut cocaine and drinking a cocktail made of unicorn tears though. Pervert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 37 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Yeah you don't quit your job, you keep turning up and performing in a way which requires them to sack you. Did Alex McLeish play the lottery? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Did Alex McLeish play the lottery?He got confused with the name "The People's Lottery" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Oh my. A physical fight between a colleague and manager today. Was very nice to watch Two ladies may I add. No pictures or videos were taken Boooo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Oh my. A physical fight between a colleague and manager today. Was very nice to watch Two ladies may I add. No pictures or videos were taken On the shop floor or through the back? Must be CCTV footage somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Bit of both. Started at the counter section near the door heading to backroom 100% be CCTV footage. However early days. Hoping something comes out of it Superb. Surely that will get leaked to the Tully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Didn't you need someone fired? Your plants of lies and deceit are clear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Give's a detailed report! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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