19QOS19 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 It boils my piss when lottery winners say they're going to keep working. Why buy a sodding ticket then?If I won the EuroMillions I'd absolutely keep working. Purely to see how long it would take for me to get sacked. Being able to say exactly what you think of the public, I imagine I wouldn't last a week. I'd enjoy it while it lasted though. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yeah you don't quit your job, you keep turning up and performing in a way which requires them to sack you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I’d quit my job but work my notice and compile a proper handover pack for whoever picked up my work. No sense is dropping other people in it just because you’ve had some good fortune. On my last day I would bang a hooker on my desk while snorting uncut cocaine and drinking a cocktail made of unicorn tears though. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Yep I would still 'put my colleagues over' before I left. Give something back to the business as a thank you before I left town. Of course, just before leaving, I would stand on my desk and cut a scathing promo on the bosses about how the company as a whole could be run better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 I am typing on my work PC the now, If I won the lotto halfway through this post I would finish it on my phone as I cruised out the door without so much as logging off. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I’d quit my job but work my notice and compile a proper handover pack for whoever picked up my work. No sense is dropping other people in it just because you’ve had some good fortune. On my last day I would bang a hooker on my desk while snorting uncut cocaine and drinking a cocktail made of unicorn tears though. Pervert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 37 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Yeah you don't quit your job, you keep turning up and performing in a way which requires them to sack you. Did Alex McLeish play the lottery? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Did Alex McLeish play the lottery?He got confused with the name "The People's Lottery" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: Oh my. A physical fight between a colleague and manager today. Was very nice to watch Two ladies may I add. No pictures or videos were taken Boooo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Oh my. A physical fight between a colleague and manager today. Was very nice to watch Two ladies may I add. No pictures or videos were taken On the shop floor or through the back? Must be CCTV footage somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Just now, G_Man1985 said: Bit of both. Started at the counter section near the door heading to backroom 100% be CCTV footage. However early days. Hoping something comes out of it Superb. Surely that will get leaked to the Tully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Didn't you need someone fired? Your plants of lies and deceit are clear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Give's a detailed report! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) The office manager is retiring this week. She's been here since the company started but has been really struggling for a couple of years with her work. She's played a binder before leaves, due to her not doing her job properly she has cost her and myself nearly £300 from our wages in bonuses. Although a bit of a pain its not a massive biggie for me because it'll just carry over into next month. She'll not see a penny of hers. Plank. I take over the role next week, most of it is pretty basic but there's a fair chunk of it I'll be going in blind with as she just would not find the time to show me things. Could be fun. edit to add; she is a lovely old dear and will be missed. Edited April 24, 2019 by Mallo_Madrid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Oh my. A physical fight between a colleague and manager today. Was very nice to watch Two ladies may I add. No pictures or videos were takenI’m at a loss as to why you didn’t grab a couple of cans of skooshy cream off the shelves and cover the harridans in mid-fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Do you work for Tesco GMan? When I worked there, one of the nightshift managers was chased by the police on his way into the office because he was driving drunk. He still tried to make it into the office, crashed his car into a lampost, ran out and had to be chased through the store by the cops. Sadly this all happened before I arrivd for my shift, we all got in to find the overall manager there, shakingly tell us that there had been an "incident" and we were to say no more of it. The guy was moved to a different store, which i thought was remarkable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 19 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Well three TVs got stolen few weeks back from the warehouse and that didn't make it. They weren't easy to get through the back gardens of Muirfeld Terrace, according to a source. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Do you work for Tesco GMan? When I worked there, one of the nightshift managers was chased by the police on his way into the office because he was driving drunk. He still tried to make it into the office, crashed his car into a lampost, ran out and had to be chased through the store by the cops. Sadly this all happened before I arrivd for my shift, we all got in to find the overall manager there, shakingly tell us that there had been an "incident" and we were to say no more of it. The guy was moved to a different store, which i thought was remarkable. The guy didn't have a Dundee accent, support Dundee and was fond of Irn Bru by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 People who win £100 million and give it the ‘it wont change me and ill keep working at morrisons’ need their fucking heads examined. If i won that kinda money id quit in the most extravagant way possible, current plan includes - id bribe essential staff to quit on the spot with a decent wedge, then arrange for foo fighters to turn up on a flat bed in the office car park playing ‘my hero’ as I stroll out and give new cars to the people I like in the office, reckon the whole thing would cost me about 4/5million and be entirely worth it. Anyway it’d happen something like that. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 If I won a stupid amount I would give a cheque to everybody in the office. Some would receive no more than a fiver, others would have a few hundred thousand. The rest would be given to Milky Gem. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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