Torpar Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Half the time when I go to the toilets here I'm not sure if I'm in an office or a high school. Unflushed shite, pish on the seats, paper towels and toilet paper all over the floor, newspapers laying on the floor. Being in Toronto some of it you can maybe put down to "cultural differences" but I'd probably put it down to people being self entitled lazy c***s! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 People who talk about getting drunk like it's some kind of achievement. We had a work away day to Manchester last week. Most of the people at my level stayed up in Manchester to get shitfaced on the Friday night. They decided to get drunk, so they got drunk, then they did drunk things, and now all the chat at lunch is about the hilarious drunk things they did. How is that worth talking about? You drunk a substance that's going to change your personality and then you did things out of character. Congrats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: People who talk about getting drunk like it's some kind of achievement. We had a work away day to Manchester last week. Most of the people at my level stayed up in Manchester to get shitfaced on the Friday night. They decided to get drunk, so they got drunk, then they did drunk things, and now all the chat at lunch is about the hilarious drunk things they did. How is that worth talking about? You drunk a substance that's going to change your personality and then you did things out of character. Congrats. Did they all get some fucking work done for a change? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Torpar said: Half the time when I go to the toilets here I'm not sure if I'm in an office or a high school. Unflushed shite, pish on the seats, paper towels and toilet paper all over the floor, newspapers laying on the floor. Being in Toronto some of it you can maybe put down to "cultural differences" but I'd probably put it down to people being self entitled lazy c***s! I've worked in offices and on building sites and I kid you not, I'd have a piss or shite in a building site toilet over an office toilet any day of the week. I find its a cultural thing work-wise. In an IT office, you tend to have more overweight/obese smelly chaps who's diet is horrendous and they never have a solid shite between them. So you find the smell and of course the remains caked fucking everywhere. Whereas on a building site the lads are much thinner, fitter and generally eat better (going by the tea huts I found myself in) and 9 times out of 10 there was no issues when you went into the portacabin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I've worked in offices and on building sites and I kid you not, I'd have a piss or shite in a building site toilet over an office toilet any day of the week. I find its a cultural thing work-wise. In an IT office, you tend to have more overweight/obese smelly chaps who's diet is horrendous and they never have a solid shite between them. So you find the smell and of course the remains caked fucking everywhere. Whereas on a building site the lads are much thinner, fitter and generally eat better (going by the tea huts I found myself in) and 9 times out of 10 there was no issues when you went into the portacabin.What about radios though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 I use the same toilets as a bunch of students. This means I have the delight in reading their graffiti from time to time. The most recent barrage, which isn't IS/OF/IRA/UDA related, consists of "Arya Stark doing a jobby" written over and over on the door, walls, and toilet seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/10/2019 at 18:29, GordonD said: How about real ale drinkers? Viz runs the occasional strip which has them down to a T, featuring some bearded twat going on about a pint of Speckled Mushroom he had in 1997, in a village pub in Wiltshire run by a guy named Norman... Just drink the stuff and keep quiet. People read the Viz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 First visit to a company office for 6 months at the end of the week but a load of booze and food on Thursday night so not all bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: First visit to a company office for 6 months at the end of the week but a load of booze and food on Thursday night so not all bad. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 That scene from The Office always get me. '70 miles an hour plus. 70 miles an hour tops!' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 14 hours ago, MixuFixit said: There's a couple of folk in my work whose shites smell like untreated sewage on a hot day, lord only knows what they're eating. Isn't that what they are? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Yes - but our shites don't tend to sit in a big vat in the sunshine by the millions as they do in a sewage works. Brings out a different aroma. So where exactly in your office are they, that you can actually smell them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, GordonD said: So where exactly in your office are they, that you can actually smell them? He works in one of those gentleman's clubs that have a toilet attendant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Yes - but our shites don't tend to sit in a big vat in the sunshine by the millions as they do in a sewage works. Brings out a different aroma. You seem to have a rather in depth knowledge of the various smells of faeces of various people at different points of deposit, do you do this as a hobby? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I can smell the seafield stench the minute I step outside at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Montrose Basin used to be pretty iffy when I were a lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, philpy said: I can smell the seafield stench the minute I step outside at work. Id check the sole of your shoe, philpy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) I hate when folk walk in to the bogs in work when there's a bit of a whiff and go "Oh, for fcuk's sake" or "What the fcuk is going on, that's out of order." It's a toilet. It's going to be stinking at times. Grow up. Edited May 14, 2019 by DAFC. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 We have air freshener sprays available in our work bogs. Nobody seems to use them. Smelly, clatty people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I hate when folk walk in to the bogs in work when there's a bit of a whiff and go "Oh, for fcuk's sake" or "What the fcuk is going on, that's out of order." It's a toilet. It's going to be stinking at times. Grow up. Drama queens. Same folk that gossip all day long about others but have zero self awareness.Oh look so and so drunk all the milkSomeone parked their car squint.Get a grip you absolute diddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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