GordonD Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 If you do donate old clothing, don't get the bag mixed up with your bin bag and put the clothing out with the rubbish and give the bin bag to the charity collector. ( (c) Terry and June 1978.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 I have a colleague with a collection of books on Scrum methodology proudly displayed on his desk. He has to be in his 30s at least. Surely too old to be an idealistic Scrum fanboy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Maybe he just really likes hookers.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 6 hours ago, nsr said: I have a colleague with a collection of books on Scrum methodology proudly displayed on his desk. He has to be in his 30s at least. Surely too old to be an idealistic Scrum fanboy. Shifty c**t - watch him like a hawk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 19 hours ago, nsr said: I have a colleague with a collection of books on Scrum methodology proudly displayed on his desk. He has to be in his 30s at least. Surely too old to be an idealistic Scrum fanboy. I have no idea what this means. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I have no idea what this means. It means he enjoys singing songs about Invernesian virgins (yes I know) whilst sticking his cock into his coffee at 11am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 53 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It means he enjoys singing songs about Invernesian virgins (yes I know) whilst sticking his cock into his coffee at 11am. I'm into Scrum methadology as well then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm into Scrum methadology as well then. To the surprise of no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I have no idea what this means. <points and mocks> He doesn't know what Scrum means! I, er, will leave it to somebody else to explain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Aye someone tell the poor guy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It means he enjoys singing songs about Invernesian virgins (yes I know) whilst sticking his cock into his coffee at 11am. Nonsense. I hate coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 11 hours ago, GordonD said: <points and mocks> He doesn't know what Scrum means! I, er, will leave it to somebody else to explain. Is it to do with those Rugby twats? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 One of my colleagues went on a work jolly with the boss to visit our clients in Washington. He came back with a Donald Trump chocolate bar. I didn't even know those were a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 It all kicked off last week in my team at work, with one guy continually making passive aggressive references to another team members lunch taking habits in our group chat. I just watch it all burn and then head to the gym for an hour and a half over lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDougie Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I feel I need to be in a job where the excitement of the day is somebody not being happy about somebody lunch habits... A work colleague got locked up this weekend for smashing a window ( pub window ) . Has court this morning /afternoon. Another colleague is away to leave her man ( who use to work in same company) and started dating a women. Other than that not much happening on lunch break Dundee's gonna Dundee after all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 5 hours ago, ICTChris said: It all kicked off last week in my team at work, with one guy continually making passive aggressive references to another team members lunch taking habits in our group chat. I just watch it all burn and then head to the gym for an hour and a half over lunch. We got told last week that ‘someone has reported’ that we are all taking too long at lunch breaks. It’s always the same line. Management will walk past or notice someone doing something wrong and rather than dealing with that person we all get talked to like little kids. Some morons actually believe that someone is actually grassing up people even after the same scenario has played out over before. Someone has noticed phone usage. Someone has noticed internet browsing. The end result is that everyone is pissed off and slows down their work and distrusts each other. It’s a completely stupid way to deal with it and leads to a toxic atmosphere. Grow a pair of balls and deal with the one person or if it’s nobody be honest and tell us we need to work harder. I find that places where people act the most professional is where there’s hardly any supervision. Stripping away perks one by one and expecting people to work harder. Naw, just naw. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 6 hours ago, nsr said: One of my colleagues went on a work jolly with the boss to visit our clients in Washington. He came back with a Donald Trump chocolate bar. I didn't even know those were a thing. Did he get a Mexican to pay for it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louis Litt Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Purchased a Donald Trump chocolate bar in LAX last year as a gift . I can confirm it tasted brutal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 30 minutes ago, Louis Litt said: Purchased a Donald Trump chocolate bar in LAX last year as a gift . Yeah, we've had them over here for a while too: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 We got told last week that ‘someone has reported’ that we are all taking too long at lunch breaks. It’s always the same line. Management will walk past or notice someone doing something wrong and rather than dealing with that person we all get talked to like little kids. Some morons actually believe that someone is actually grassing up people even after the same scenario has played out over before. Someone has noticed phone usage. Someone has noticed internet browsing. The end result is that everyone is pissed off and slows down their work and distrusts each other. It’s a completely stupid way to deal with it and leads to a toxic atmosphere. Grow a pair of balls and deal with the one person or if it’s nobody be honest and tell us we need to work harder. I find that places where people act the most professional is where there’s hardly any supervision. Stripping away perks one by one and expecting people to work harder. Naw, just naw.Exactly what happens in my work, and as you say if the intention is to try and boost productivity all this petty shite does is make people go slower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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