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What do you think he really wants to do with me?

Also for anyone who is following my posts in this thread, my girlfriend wants chicken wraps for dinner but says I can decide for tomorrow night for which I will chose lamb chops.
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3 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


What do you think he really wants to do with me?

Also for anyone who is following my posts in this thread, my girlfriend wants chicken wraps for dinner but says I can decide for tomorrow night for which I will chose lamb chops.

 

Just give her what she wants. She'll probably puke if you give her lamb. 

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I like pork chops but seldom cook them - mainly because you can get a 2kg pork shoulder joint for under £8 in Tesco which will easily feed 4.  Served with apple and onion gravy and 'all the trimmings' it makes an excellent Sunday roast and much cheaper than beef.

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7 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said:

I had pork chops about 4 months ago and was so violently unwell for the next 3 days that I'll never touch them again. 

You're a nurse. You should know that undercooked pork leads to Trichinosis.

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2 hours ago, throbber said:

 


What do you think he really wants to do with me?
 

To see how many kitchen utensils he can shove up your backside and would it be a world record? I'd run for it if he pulls out the cheese grater, ouch.

eta, maybe he wants to pork you? :rolleyes:

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4 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:

To see how many kitchen utensils he can shove up your backside and would it be a world record? I'd run for it if he pulls out the cheese grater, ouch.

He would probably attempt to insert his loafers up there as well.

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Just now, Lisa Cuddy said:

Mate, I work in palliative care. I just give out the drugs.

My daughter worked in Ailsa Craig, broke her fucking heart the way the old people were treated in there and mostly the way she was abused by senior staff as she was newly qualified.

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20 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said:

Mate, I work in palliative care. I just give out the drugs.

Is that what you tell the Polis when they huckle you Lisa?

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6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I once had deep fried monkfish cheeks with irn bru marmalade. It was fucking AMAZING

Had deep fried monkfish cheek scampi at the Crabshakk in Glesga. Was amazing

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