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On 02/03/2024 at 23:56, 'WellDel said:

I'm always all for Hurley content, but could never really get my head round the weirdness/wrongness/madness that it was actually the bold Damian who shot most of her content.

Her son directing her in an age-gap lesbo romp though actually blows my mind. I mean, wt actual f? "Right maw, if you could just get your chebs out a bit more, then position that lassie  between your legs and get ready to writhe about as if you're enjoying a right good rug munching, okay?" Perfect. "Aaand, ACTION"!!!

Just wrong on every level.

" Right Mum, fanny licking scene. From the top, ACTION!

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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

" Right Mum, fanny licking scene. From the top, ACTION!

28 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

Well she wouldn't start from the bottom, would she?

I wouldn't put anything past the Damien n' Liz freakshow................................

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On 01/03/2024 at 15:12, velo army said:

It looks utter garbage and Hurley looks rough as f**k. 

Get this thread in the bin lads. You're better than this.

A lifestyle of fags and dope will do that to you.

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On 01/03/2024 at 09:12, velo army said:

It looks utter garbage and Hurley looks rough as f**k. 

Get this thread in the bin lads. You're better than this.

8 hours ago, Gaz said:

A lifestyle of fags and dope will do that to you.

If this is such a lifestyle and rough as f**k, sign me up:

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25 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

It's harrowing she's 58. I'm wanting to pump a near 60 year old ffs.

Tell me about it. I've gone from grudgingly pumping 58 year olds to actively desiring them.

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38 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

It's harrowing she's 58. I'm wanting to pump a near 60 year old ffs.

 

12 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

Tell me about it. I've gone from grudgingly pumping 58 year olds to actively desiring them.

Welcome to my world.

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I’ve reconciled it on the basis that as a 25yo I’d pump anything from 18 to 35yo (I wished). 

As you get older the lower limit remains fairly static while the upper limit (+10yo?) remains absolutely fair game.

So now that I am much older and wiser I now have a much wider spectrum of desirable females that I’d love to pump but clearly have no chance of ever doing so. 

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55 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

I’ve reconciled it on the basis that as a 25yo I’d pump anything from 18 to 35yo (I wished). 

As you get older the lower limit remains fairly static while the upper limit (+10yo?) remains absolutely fair game.

So now that I am much older and wiser I now have a much wider spectrum of desirable females that I’d love to pump but clearly have no chance of ever doing so. 

Sure, sure.

If you want to end up in the beast thread.

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Half your age plus 7 years is allowable. That's the rule.

 

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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:

Sure, sure.

If you want to end up in the beast thread.

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Half your age plus 7 years is allowable. That's the rule.

 

Is a decent rule of thumb. As you age, the lower limit surely has to increase commensurately?

Anyone who is/is close to middle aged and would be interested in folk of similar or lower age than their offspring need to be on a register.

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