Jmothecat2 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Somethings not right with Jimmy today, he seems like he's being too pleasant a person for comfort. You worried this is what he's like after he feeds? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just now, Jmothecat2 said: You worried this is what he's like after he feeds? I'm pretty sure someone from P&B has shown up at his doorstep and he's axed their skull and is trying to act all nice to cover his tracks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Will you f**k off you utter c**t. Thank you I didn't expect this form you G_Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, philpy said: I reckon if someone posted a photo of a flower in their back garden, hedgecutter would probably be able to tell you exactly where the garden is. How did you track down SJC's whereabouts, Philpers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Most of the posters listed so far have been exclusive to a certain period of P&B. There have been some who are notorious right now, and some who are long gone but still remembered as completely eye-bleeding. A select few transcend the concept of time and are all terrible, all the time. A few manage this through innumerable accounts, apparently immune to any form of censure or moderation. There's pretty much no way of gently leading up to the reveal of @magee84 here, so let's see what you had to say: "Like herpes. Horribly unpleasant, keeps returning and just won't f**k off." "Absolutely no need to mention how he has my top place. The guy is an utter fantasist. I would be absolutely amazed if he wasn't on the sex offenders register." "Terrorist glorifying, phone catching, depression curing, wife beating, arsehole of a man." "or whatever he is called now. Do I really need to explain?" Terrorist glorifying? Yes, apparently magee and 84 is a reference to terrorism: http://irishecho.com/2011/02/magee-84-brighton-bombing-gave-ira-leverage-for-talks-2/ Classy. Phone catching? Yes, apparently at the football someone threw a phone on the pitch or at a player and our hero magee caught it. Because that's the done thing, and because he possesses superhuman reflexes. Depression curing? Yes, apparently Henrik Larsson was a good thing because the amount of goals he scored stopped one of magee's pals from being depressed. This story always puts me in mind of this: I don't really have any issue with the idea of a sportsman or team having a positive effect on someone's mental wellbeing. Sports fans online have a tendency to be excessively dismissive about the importance of the sport they follow as far as its influence on their lives goes, but I don't doubt that magee's tale of Larsson being magic would follow the style of the 'overly friendly because he's plainly weird and nobody talks to him guy in the pub' persona he's perfected when he's not being banned or making a c**t of it. It's just strange. Wife beating? I would never accuse someone of that, and the times I've seen magee post about his children he seems perfectly normal. It would be remiss of me to not include the following from @JamboMikey, however: Conveniently that image takes us into my next point: his aliases. They are innumerable. They are endless. They are all exactly the same. Currently it's Flybhoy, previously it was Bhoy Who Invented Weetabix and I'm probably forgetting some but for the most part, he survives for a while. Then he realises he's not actually a grown adult and gets the banning he deserved before the whole process repeats in a few months. Who could forget the tale of Dave Coaches, for instance? Dave Coaches was a Dundee fan. Dave Coaches made a thread in the Premiership forum with the title "Dundee United fans" and the post content "sniff ma fuckin ringpiece." magee's present alias made a match thread for a Dundee vs. Celtic game and had a conversation with Dave Coaches in it about absolutely nothing. Are you going? Naw. Dave's no going then. Why? Why does a grown man regress to this level of blatant idiocy? Stupidity or rage are understandable if barely excusable, but there have been few who have ever been as consistently moronic as magee. His name is a byword for the troll, the idiot, the thread ruining moron who will never leave no matter how many times he is banned or told he is unwanted He will return utterly shameless, carrying on just as before with no care for his previous actions. In 7th place with 36 points and 4 first place votes, it's magee. He's currently @Flybhoy, but I'm sure this will be out of date sooner or later. Edited November 9, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Shockingly low for Magee, should easily be top 3. Did you include all five of my votes towards him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mags is one of P&B's foundations. A complete fruitcake, but still, the place would be a poorer place without him. Unlike some. Unlike you 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mags is one of P&B's foundations. A complete fruitcake, but still, the place would be a poorer place without him. Unlike some. His Pro Bono plumbing and heating work for the Mods would be sorely missed too...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, sjc said: His Pro Bono plumbing and heating work for the Mods would be sorely missed too...... Plumber to the rich and famous. -5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 The catching the phone story has more to it. Apparently it was a Rangers (Deadco) fan who chucked it, and Magee and pals called his wife and made some sort of sordid sexual allegations about the throwee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 hour ago, bennett said: Plumber to the rich and famous. I unblocked Sting's toilet once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I unblocked Sting's toilet once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: I unblocked Sting's toilet once. Given how much shite he produced I’m sure it was temporary, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Generous placing for the Solicitor threatening, flag making, phone catcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Generous placing for the Solicitor threatening, flag making, phone catcher. *Fleg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 9, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: *Fleg 23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I thought the one on the left had a vuvuzela. That would add a whole new aspect to the beheading videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 If a poster from here randomly appeared at my house I’d take an axe to their skull tbh. What if it's WTM? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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