jimmy boo Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Again correct. Having the space is usually the problem. As does having 300 bhp[emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 (edited) Had a cracker yesterday driving in Falkirk by howgate towards the old sheriff court its a one way system lassie driving head on towards the traffic shaking her head at all the drivers driving into her then goes one step further to do a 180 at the traffic lights, cant possibly work out how the f**k she managed it. Edited August 7, 2019 by AL-FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 6 hours ago, jimmy boo said: I agree about the first car behind the slow c**t not wanting to overtake. They are just as bad. Or not getting the chance because somebody's overtaking the line of cars and there's no way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Or not getting the chance because somebody's overtaking the line of cars and there's no way out.Very rarely does that happen whereas I see the second car back fail to bother trying to get passed all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 4 hours ago, jimmy boo said: As does having 300 bhp I'm guessing the tiny penis makes you more aerodynamic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, AL-FFC said: Had a cracker yesterday driving in Falkirk by howgate towards the old sheriff court its a one way system lassie driving head on towards the traffic shaking her head at all the drivers driving into her then goes one step further to do a 360 at the traffic lights, cant possibly work out how the f**k she managed it. I think I've identified the issue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Coming down GWR tonight in the right hand lane due to all the parked cars in the left hand lane, some p***k in an Audi decides to undertake me, then when he realises there is another parked car and he doesn't have enough room, just turns right and tries to drive through me. Fortunately, I managed to brake in time to avoid a collision. Even more fortunately, the cop car stopped at the junction ahead of us had seen the whole thing, and picked the arsehole up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Do Audis turn people into arseholes or do you need to already be an arsehole to drive one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 3 hours ago, AL-FFC said: Had a cracker yesterday driving in Falkirk by howgate towards the old sheriff court its a one way system lassie driving head on towards the traffic shaking her head at all the drivers driving into her then goes one step further to do a 360 at the traffic lights, cant possibly work out how the f**k she managed it. Was this a burnout style doughnut or just drove in a circle and carried on in the same direction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Was this a burnout style doughnut or just drove in a circle and carried on in the same direction? just drove in a circle so as she could drive in the same direction as the rest of the traffic, i couldnt believe her shaking her head at the rest of the cars going head on with her as if it was everyone else in the wrong and she was the only one right if you've ever been in that area of Falkirk driving you should ask yourself how the f**k did she work that one out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I'm guessing the tiny penis makes you more aerodynamic?It's average apparently [emoji51] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Had a cracker yesterday driving in Falkirk by howgate towards the old sheriff court its a one way system lassie driving head on towards the traffic shaking her head at all the drivers driving into her then goes one step further to do a 360 at the traffic lights, cant possibly work out how the f**k she managed it.She probably turned right as she left the town hall (the same as about 90% of the drivers that do the same) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, ajwffc said: 11 hours ago, AL-FFC said: Had a cracker yesterday driving in Falkirk by howgate towards the old sheriff court its a one way system lassie driving head on towards the traffic shaking her head at all the drivers driving into her then goes one step further to do a 360 at the traffic lights, cant possibly work out how the f**k she managed it. She probably turned right as she left the town hall (the same as about 90% of the drivers that do the same) She was up heading up Tanners Brae on the left side heading up towards Swinton, i still cant work out how she managed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 10 hours ago, nsr said: Do Audis turn people into arseholes or do you need to already be an arsehole to drive one? It always amazes me but I would genuinely say that about 80% of the bellends I come across on the road are driving Audis. The other 20% are usually Mercedes or BMW drivers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I love how all us P&B people are perfect drivers, and all the non-P&B types on the road are c***s and arseholes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Indeed. P&B really is a gathering of the best minds Scotland has to offer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I have found the biggest c**ts on the road. They are the people who go to petrol stations with a mix of pay at the pump and standard pumps. They queue up for a pay at the pump, proceed to fill up AND THEN GO INSIDE THE FUCKING SHOP TO PAY!! Why queue for a pay at the pump to go inside you fucking morons! Use the standard pumps and leave the big boy ones for those of us who know how to use them and actually have places to be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 3 hours ago, AL-FFC said: She was up heading up Tanners Brae on the left side heading up towards Swinton, i still cant work out how she managed it. How in the name of f**k?? She must’ve been lucky in that by the time she got to the single lane curve up towards Johnny Silvers etc, the lights at the junction of Newmarket street must’ve had stopped anymore traffic coming towards her. What a fucking plum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 My daily commute now takes me through the delights of Glasgow these days. It's a fucking joy, even out with rush hour, but Friday's experience will take some beating. Ambulance with flashing lights coming along a dual carriageway, so everyone starts to pull over. But not the dumb fucking bint who had most of the way along the road been up my arse. Not only does she proceed to take the opportunity to pass all the sensible drivers who had pulled over, she then stops at the red light in the outside lane, thus blocking the ambulance's path. Would be karma if one day in the future she has an accident and suffers due to her ambulance not being able to get to her owing to traffic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 On 14/07/2019 at 00:01, Gaz said: There's a junction near the motorway slip-road on the A905 near Glensburgh Road in Grangemouth. If you're appraoching from Skinflats it goes from two lanes into three. If you're turning left to go to Glensburgh, you're in the left lane and stay in the left lane. If you approach in the left lane but are going straight on, you go into the middle lane. If you approach in the right lane, you go into the right lane. There are clear markings on the road which indicate this. The amount of utter fuckwits who approach in the right lane, ignore the markings and go straight into the middle lane is fucking unbelievable. Happened to me on a lesson. Has also happened since passing at least twice, utter c***s usually an Audi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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