NotThePars Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 100 years to the day that the Absolut Bois staged arguably the most significant coup in world history. How are you all celebrating the lads who gave you an 8 hour working day, the weekend and the minimum wage and stopped the threat of Nazism in Europe? I'm planning on staging a coup of my workplace later on today. A recent poll of millennials found that more of them would rather live under socialism or communism, than capitalism. Is the Great Satan under threat from commie loving children? https://www.google.co.uk/amp/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/nov/4/majority-millennials-want-live-socialist-fascist-o/ Has any P&Ber overthrew a 1000 year old ancien regime? Has any P&Ber waged war on the decadent capitalist system? Or are we all capitalist dogs doomed to chasing individual wealth at the expense of the collective good? PS: Young Stalin or Young Trotsky? Would you? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Always a bit torn on this subject. Yes, the rights of the working man are important but I found all these revolutionaries to be a bit scruffy. My ideal coup would have the commies providing the idealism but the fascists in charge of the dress code. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 Always a bit torn on this subject. Yes, the rights of the working man are important but I found all these revolutionaries to be a bit scruffy. My ideal coup would have the commies providing the idealism but the fascists in charge of the dress code. Feel that you could pioneer a boiler suit and loafers look, Shandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, NotThePars said: Feel that you could pioneer a boiler suit and loafers look, Shandon. Something like Public Enemy's dancers, The S1W would work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Always a bit torn on this subject. Yes, the rights of the working man are important but I found all these revolutionaries to be a bit scruffy. My ideal coup would have the commies providing the idealism but the fascists in charge of the dress code. ^^^^ Wants to be in charge of the dress code. Scarier than communism and fashion combined IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ Wants to be in charge of the dress code. Scarier than communism and fashion combined IMO. Don't knock it. Once I had you dolled up like Mussolini you'd be right in your element. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Don't knock it. Once I had you dolled up like Mussolini you'd be right in your element. This is not the place to share your sexual fantasies. In fact that particular fantasy should not be shared at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 This is not the place to share your sexual fantasies. In fact that particular fantasy should not be shared at all. The subtext behind his post is that he wants you strung up over a lamppost by a revolutionary mob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: This is not the place to share your sexual fantasies. In fact that particular fantasy should not be shared at all. Granny D arriving in Monifieth to inform the locals he is now in sole charge. "Bring out all your bottles of Faustino V or we drive the tank through your houses". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Stalin's chief executioner, Vasily Blokhin, killed 7,000 people in a month by shooting them in the head. Used a German pistol because Russian made pistols weren't reliable enough. So bare that in mind. If you are going to murder everyone post revolution you better get a good capitalist pistol first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ya Bezzer! said: Stalin's chief executioner, Vasily Blokhin, killed 7,000 people in a month by shooting them in the head. Used a German pistol because Russian made pistols weren't reliable enough. So bare that in mind. If you are going to murder everyone post revolution you better get a good capitalist pistol first. Sounds fairly inefficient, If only the Germans could have come up with a quicker way to perform mass extermination that one man with one pistol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 He got an ice pick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He got an ice pick, that made his ears burn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Your Pravda Page 3 stunner: Comrade Kollontai shows the Proleteriat her muff. That running dog of the imperial capitalists Tam T. Bamovich once won money backing a horse named after the good Comrade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: The subtext behind his post is that he wants you strung up over a lamppost by a revolutionary mob. Subtexts? Shandon Par? Give me a break. 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Granny D arriving in Monifieth to inform the locals he is now in sole charge. "Bring out all your bottles of Faustino V or we drive the tank through your houses". That coat looks quite warm. 41 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? I always thought "all the Shakesperoes" was one of the most convoluted attempts at rhyming that I had ever heard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Did this not lead to Stalin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 41 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Your Pravda Page 3 stunner: Comrade Kollontai shows the Proleteriat her muff. That running dog of the imperial capitalists Tam T. Bamovich once won money backing a horse named after the good Comrade. Impressive trackie top on the PT instructor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Didn't realise the German's had their own Carry On film series. Carry on Concentration Camping 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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