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6 minutes ago, chomp my root said:

It could be worse, you could be doing the grooming. :huh:

Well just stop it. Middle aged men who pretend to be 14 year olds but turn out to be middle aged men just aren't worth it. You deserve better.

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12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

She can't be that smart, look at her husband...

Oh she is smart.

On our first date I asked her "Do you like football?"

She said "No, I dont know much about football, however I do know Dundee are shite"

Good enough for me!

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8 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


DM’s would be illegal.

 

 

4 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

where have you got this from?

 

2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said:

 


Yer maw

 

That would be an STD...

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2 hours ago, J_Stewart said:

There’ve been a surprising number of threads asking for relationship advice from P&B when you consider that roughly 95% of the contributors to this forum are either hopeless VLs or tragic middle age drunks (I’m in the other 5%, naturally). I’m all for it, to be honest, great fun.

Im not drunk.  In fact Im rather dece.

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28 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


I don’t think action would be taken regardless but there are laws about this sort of stuff and I’m not really wanting to go communicating with 14 year olds on here anyway!

 

There are laws about it if there is inappropriate content but it is not illegal just to talk to a 15 year old, even in DMs. 

In any case kids shouldn't be on here same as they shouldn't be at the football.

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3 hours ago, Knightswood Jag said:

14

I am the ultimate cool kid. My two main pals that I go out for lunch with are both vls so no they wouldn’t take the piss, they’re both on P&B as well, just choose not to tell their age. One Sevco fan and a St Mirren fan. 

Ask her out again and just say that you were nervous, if she says no it's her loss and she probs wasnt worth it anyways. However, just don't be a f*ckboy and should be fine, and if you dont have snapchat get it asap. As a lass I can confirm that if you dont have snapchat she will be annoyed. Be prepared for endless snaps as she'll probably want you to be top of her bestfriends list. Good luck mate. Did she ask you out in class or at lunch etc? And have you been talking or nah?

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spelling and the points I made didnt make sense
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Just popped in here and had a chuckle reading through the 1st 3 pages then turns out the OP is 14 or am I missing something?? Should someone at that age not be chasing the birds, playing football or at the very least wanking into a sock to the glory that is pornhub? Not posting on a forum frequented by us middle aged men with nothing better to do than ridicule each other?

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10 minutes ago, planbiffy said:

Ask her out again and just say that you were nervous, if she says no it's her loss and she probs wasnt worth it anyways. However, just don't be a f*ckboy and should be fine, and if you dont have snapchat get it asap. As a lass I can confirm that if you dont have snapchat she will be annoyed. Be prepared for endless snaps as she'll probably want you to be top of her bestfriends list. Good luck mate. Did she ask you out in class or at lunch etc? And have you been talking or nah?

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