Shandon Par Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 There's no escaping it. Shops are blasting the Christmas tunes. Despite it being over a month away the shadow of the festive season is looming large. So much to look forward to... Bellends in Christmas jumpers. Marital breakdowns. Baby Jesus. School nativity plays. Seeing relatives. Anyone with kids aged 1-10 will be spending the entire day opening battery compartments, building tat and looking for tiny screwdrivers. Piles of rubbish and recycling. Even longer editions of shite soap operas. A fucking tree taking over the living room. Anyone else hate Christmas? Just me? Feel free to express any festive gripes here. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Twats in work can't wait to get the Christmas decorations up. As if tinsel on a turd makes it look any less of a turd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I’m not one of these freakshow weirdos who get overly excited about Christmas, but people who hate Christmas and everything about it tend to be utter arseholes. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Just now, smpar said: I’m not one of these freakshow weirdos who get overly excited about Christmas, but people who hate Christmas and everything about it tend to be utter arseholes. can't argue with that really. But bah humbug anyway you cnut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Christmas is fucking outstanding, anyone who disagrees was more than likely nonced in a Santa’s Grotto. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 My favourite memory of Christmas haters on P&B was when Xbl started a thread about hating it, saying that during Christmas he spent more time with his many Jewish and Muslim friends. I can only imagine the apostasy levels among the Jewish and Islamic communities in Stirling must’ve shot up at the prospect of having him encamp himself in their company during December. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: f**k you. f**k your festive gripes. You christmas hating b*****d. ^^ Vested interest. You and your six mates would be out of a job if it wasn't for the panto season. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Christmas is fucking outstanding, anyone who disagrees was more than likely nonced in a Santa’s Grotto. Hiya Santa, hiya pal, can you Fix It fur me to get a Skulleckytrik, a boatil- nosed dolphin and to kill the neighbour’s dug cos the wee c**t burst ma baw when I kicked it intae thur gairden.Cheers [emoji1335][emoji1335][emoji1335][emoji1335] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Something blissful about lying on the couch watching shit Christmas movies on Christmas Day. Must be the copious amount of alcohol I consume during the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Not my favourite time of year especially being plagued with the once-a-year drinkers wanting to be your pal, the phrase "f**k off" passes my lips with frequent regularity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 You lot are lucky - where I am the trees go up in September. I'm not joking. If I can hold off until the 1st week in December I'm doing well. f**k looking at a Christmas tree for 4 months - 4 fucking months!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I love Christmas, it’s a fantastic time of the year. Only thing I hate is the near constant darkness in winter. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDuffman Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Feckin hate it. This is fine though https://news.sky.com/story/greggs-sorry-for-replacing-jesus-with-sausage-roll-in-christmas-advert-11127675 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I love it. Time off work, seeing my family. Christmas movies, trees, light, eating and drinking loads. I don't have any kids to ruin it or the many other aspects of my life though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I like Christmas. It's just I'm usually sick to death of it by the time it gets here. October is NOT Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Yeah I hate 2 weeks off work filled with food and booze. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Christmas is fucking ace. It also means I can watch Scrooged. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 I love Christmas but I can get why some people don't i.e if they've lost someone and they miss them a bit more etc. What I can't be bothered with are the folks who moan about the commercialisation or how they are forced to be happy etc etc Have they not realised that you can actually do what the f**k you want at Christmas and if you can't find some enjoyment in time off work, nice food to eat etc there's something wrong with you. Most of these people are the same ones who claim they don't go near town at this time of year, flick the TV over when the ad's are on or go and make a cup of tea. Well they are either hounded by the commercialisation of Christmas or absolute liars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 3 hours ago, MONKMAN said: Christmas is fucking outstanding, anyone who disagrees was more than likely nonced in a Santa’s Grotto. #touglyforsanta 1 hour ago, Taxman said: Not my favourite time of year especially being plagued with the once-a-year drinkers wanting to be your pal, the phrase "f**k off" passes my lips with frequent regularity. Its the time of year that amateur drinkers get the rest of us a bad name. I put a lot of effort into being pub fit, bevvying is for life, not Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 @Rugster is a Christmas hater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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