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The Chronicles of the Banter Years (2012 - ∞)


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A number of their fans have spent a significant amount of time mocking the rumoured/reported/alleged transfer value of Moussa Dembele. A number also believed the horseshit fed to a compliant media about their club knocking back a multi-million pound offer for Morelos (bearing in mind they don't have a pot to piss in and recently had to get secured finance to keep the lights on: http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16030581.Security_over_Rangers_property_is_lodged_to_secure___3_million_funding/). Much crowing ensued when Morelos agreed a new contract.

So, of course, Dembele scores a deft, neat little finish against Rangers* to make it 2-2 right before halftime. Morelos, meanwhile, huffed and puffed and, er, hit the post from 4 yards out as Rangers* failed miserably to take so much as a point at Ibrox against a Celtic side which had been reduced to ten men with about half an hour left, and had their 3rd choice keeper and Boyata still on the pitch.

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All the Rangers* fans in the pub I was at were celebrating a goal, which turned to disbelief when the television showed Bain clutching the ball in his arms. smugpatrickbateman.jpg

 

 

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Red Bull's blatant 2018 April fools joke is hilarious because  many Sevconians actually still believe it might happen!

Imagine getting trolled by a drinks company!?!

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12 hours ago, xj2011 said:

Red Bull's blatant 2018 April fools joke is hilarious because  many Sevconians actually still believe it might happen!

Imagine getting trolled by a drinks company!?!

Much prefer this sponsorship deal.

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We're getting to the point where Celtic finding new ways to humiliate Rangers is wearing thin, but the last two have been added to the list just for the sheer overconfidence Rangers had going into both. Hard luck m9s :lol:

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