throbber Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 You're too wee fir a moose, you'd get fucking crushed. Dumbarton girls are hoors, especially around Christmas and New Year. Get down to Cheers, or Shiteingales if you're feeling like travelling, and finger a schemie. Please tell us more about how you met your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: You're too wee fir a moose, you'd get fucking crushed. Dumbarton girls are hoors, especially around Christmas and New Year. Get down to Cheers, or Shiteingales if you're feeling like travelling, and finger a schemie. The fact that the best advice I'm receiving from all angles in my life is "get down to Cheers and pump some wee durty" is probably more depressing than the fact I'm single and lonely. That said, I fully intend to follow that advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Please tell us more about how you met your wife. My wife isn't from Dumbarton, so you can crawl back into your supermarket plonk and cooking lager pile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 minute ago, The Moonster said: The fact that the best advice I'm receiving from all angles in my life is "get down to Cheers and pump some wee durty" is probably more depressing than the fact I'm single and lonely. That said, I fully intend to follow that advice. Mate, I'd be the first to admit that you're "support circle" is gash. Pure scumbags all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 My wife isn't from Dumbarton, so you can crawl back into your supermarket plonk and cooking lager pile. She’ll be from an equally undesirable hovel though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: She’ll be from an equally undesirable hovel though. She lives in an area like that now, with me. But she's from a private estate, detached house, middle class neighbourhood. I've ruined her, she's a fallen woman now. She's probably only with me in the way that the Greek bird in the song is with Jarvis Cocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 38 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: She lives in an area like that now, with me. But she's from a private estate, detached house, middle class neighbourhood. I've ruined her, she's a fallen woman now. She's probably only with me in the way that the Greek bird in the song is with Jarvis Cocker. Your millions of fans and your million selling smash hits negating the need to ever buy anything for yourself ever again? That's a good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Savage Henry said: Your millions of fans and your million selling smash hits negating the need to ever buy anything for yourself ever again? That's a good reason. Sadly, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think he means he's a geeky looking c**t. Gladly, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Too close to Christmas for more whisky/beer/snacks etc so it should be moved forward a month or two imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Quite like the new year for using it as planning something motivational but the whole Hogmanay thing is shite. Another excuse for Scotland to be jaked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Going back home to #perthshire. Probably be in bed before midnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: She lives in an area like that now, with me. But she's from a private estate, detached house, middle class neighbourhood. I've ruined her, she's a fallen woman now. She's probably only with me in the way that the Greek bird in the song is with Jarvis Cocker. The Greek bird from that song is now married to former Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 19, 2017 Author Share Posted December 19, 2017 I thought you would all like to know I'm going to Inverness TBF the options offered to me were that or go to her sisters to meet her new "met off internet 3 month ago fiance". He's "ex forces" so Inverness is probably the better option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 A wee do in the house with family and friends, decent buffet, plenty of the good stuff and a few tunes. Always an enjoyable evening into the early hours with perhaps a quick visit to near neighbours for a drink. Haven’t been out and about in town for years. Can’t enjoy the mad hustle of Hogmanay bar crowds these days., never could tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty meadow Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Billy Connolly talks about wandering about with a carry out listening for parties. Was this a real thing? Nowadays his neighbours would be like, 'shut the curtains and turn the music down, that c**t that used to be funny is looking for a pairty again'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty meadow Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Arran for me this year. Booked into Douglas Hotel for 4 nights of good food and drink ... oh, and a ceilidh [emoji32] Actually I'm in hospital at the moment so unless things improve i might be 'bringing in the bells' with a glass og Robinsons and a bunch of 80-90 year old folk [emoji22][emoji22][emoji22] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I’ll be in a hotel with the new prospective Mrs. RN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I’ll be in a hotel with the new prospective Mrs. RN Mrs RN the IV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 On 20 December 2017 at 11:16, RedRob72 said: A wee do in the house with family and friends, decent buffet, plenty of the good stuff and a few tunes. Always an enjoyable evening into the early hours with perhaps a quick visit to near neighbours for a drink. Haven’t been out and about in town for years. Can’t enjoy the mad hustle of Hogmanay bar crowds these days., never could tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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