Brother Blades Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 That'll do. Full wife beater material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Wait till your GDs age and you need to have two pishes per visit to the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Wait till your GDs age and you need to have two pishes en-route to the toilet. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: FTFY You may mock, but your prostate problems are in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You may mock, but your prostate problems are in the post. 40th coming up shortly. Rapidly closing in on death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 40th coming up shortly. Rapidly closing in on death. We can but hope(apologies Shandon, I don’t wish death on you really) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: We can but hope (apologies Shandon, I don’t wish death on you really) The missus wants me back on the booze. The thought of me living a long and healthy life is too much for her to bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Usually well into the 3rd. However once the seal's broken I'd be as well taking the rest of my drinks to the fucking bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 The missus wants me back on the booze. The thought of me living a long and healthy life is too much for her to bear. Maybe she doesn’t want you to die sooner, just thinks you’re a boring c**t sober? Maybe it’s both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, jupe1407 said: Usually well into the 3rd. However once the seal's broken I'd be as well taking the rest of my drinks to the fucking bog. The Phoenix in Inverness has a trough by the bar so you can just pish from your bar stool. Unfortunately it's been done up and the new management don't allow this sensible arrangement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, welshbairn said: The Phoenix in Inverness Tell him I'm asking for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 I’m going to try and actively pay attention to how much I need a pish when I’m drinking next. Hopefully going out on Thursday so I suspect you’ll all be eagerly awaiting the results. Going out in about an hour. Aiming for 4 before the first pish. Watch this space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Going out in about an hour. Aiming for 4 before the first pish. Watch this space. Seems achievable. Keep us updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 1 hour ago, smpar said: Going out in about an hour. Aiming for 4 before the first pish. Watch this space. Remember if you hold onto the end of your foreskin it can hold a good quarter pint if you let it balloon a bit. Stay strong. Unless you've been circumcised of course, then ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Seems achievable. Keep us updated. First pint is going down just nicely. Pish level: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 First pint is going down just nicely. Pish level: 0 One down, three to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 23 minutes ago, smpar said: First pint is going down just nicely. Pish level: 0 Try not to think about it, then think about nothing else. You can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 One down, three to do. Try not to think about it, then think about nothing else. You can do it! Second pint down, can’t say the urge has increased too much. Pish level: 2.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, smpar said: Second pint down, can’t say the urge has increased too much. Pish level: 2.5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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