The DA Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 These days it's 'Here's the cash mates, get them in - I'm off to the pissoir. Back in a minute.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 3 pints. Once the seal is broken it’s a pint a pish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Nice to know science is looking into this pressing question: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/body-odd/happy-hour-urban-myth-breaking-seal-real-thing-f1b8030890 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I've a relatively small bladder. Bout the size of a Terrys' Chocolate Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Just now, PB 4.2 said: I've a relatively small bladder. Bout the size of a Terrys' Chocolate Orange. Mines seems to be about the size of a fùcking golf ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 3 pints comfortably before the first one , 4 if trying to hold it off till half time etc , then every pint after that like clockwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Eednud said: An Australian pint was also 20 fluid ounces but as we’re metric it’s 570 ml except in South Australia where I live and that’s an Imperial Pint and for some obscure historical tax dodging reason a pintnis 425 ml or 15 fluid ounces. Except in Tasmania, where the whole thing's flip-flopped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Mines seems to be about the size of a fùcking golf ball. It happens to everyone of a certain vintage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 43 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It happens to everyone of a certain vintage. I look forward to being catheterisation. I'll have a bag of pish strapped to my leg like a concealed weapon. I'll leave the cork out and just let it dribble in to the carpet, moving away undetected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Usually about three pints, but then every fifteen minutes or so if it's a beer session. Notably, red wine seems to have no effect on my bladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 5. I'm a fine oiled machine at 1st and then it's 1 pint 1 pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Three but could hold out to four without being too uncomfortable/pishing myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Think I had 6 pints before breaking the seal yesterday. Pleasing. Simply pishing your pants after two pints then eventually going to the toilet next time doesn’t count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 My record was 7. Very proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: My record was 7. Very proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It happens to everyone of a certain vintage. Needing a run off just reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Varies, usually 3-4 pints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I’m going to try and actively pay attention to how much I need a pish when I’m drinking next. Hopefully going out on Thursday so I suspect you’ll all be eagerly awaiting the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 5 the day after the game. Usually less though. Definitely less if there's Colombian nose candy flying about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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