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On ‎26‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 20:39, Grangemouth Bairn said:

Romeo is the most bigoted poster on here. Probably ever. Vile at times.

Leave him be and stop giving him a platform to air his views ffs.  Don't get dragged into it Ed.

He's not worth it...

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1 hour ago, Greenlantern said:

 


Shitebags the lot of them. They'll go into hiding and only appear in full triumphant mode should their club salvage any sort of result.

 

 

Maybe if Romeo had followed proper forum etiquette and posted this after our game against Motherwell.....

 

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I've completed some detailed analysis of this game and there are two optimal outcomes for hilarity.

Outcome 1 - Comprehensive Celtic victory.  Celtic, the favourites and superior team, score early and easily outplay Rangers, racking up at least four goals.  Rangers lose their discipline and some of their complete nobodies get a couple of red cards, Murty gets sent to the stand and a rangers fan invades the pitch but falls over before he can confront Scott Brown.

Outcome 2 - Celtic batter Rangers but thanks for bad luck, poor finishing and shoddy refereeing can't get a breakthrough.  A controversial red card late on (maybe something like Scott Sinclair gets a second yellow for diving when replays show it wasn't a dive) is followed by a spawny nonense of a goal for Rangers, perhaps Craig Gordon sclaffing a passback straight to one of Rangers less useless players who manages to put it in the net.

Outcome 2 offers more hilarity but my detailed analysis shows that outcome 1 is 98% more likely.

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Looking forward to see if Brendan will stick with Kristoffer Ajer in the centre of defence for Celtic.  He's been excellent since taking over from Simunovic, although I would love to see Jozo come off the bench to deliver one of these tackles, maybe on Ryan Jack or someone (as king *** Kenny Miller is injured)

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Claims the world is watching when no one outside Scotland, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland and a few ex pats actually cares.

Celtic to utterly hose Sevco by at least 4 without playing well.

Sevco to lose all discipline and rain red cards.

Celtic to claim they’re world beaters and their players are worth 40 million each.

Sevco to blame the pitch, the ref, Nicola Sturgeon and police Scotland for their defeat and release a statement, it will be in crayon and utterly embarrassing.

Celtic to pretend they’re Irish.

Rangers to pretend they’re Northern Irish.

Green Brigade to have cringeworthy display about Palestine, Syria, North Korea or somewhere else they know nothing about and can’t find on a map.

Sevco to sing banned bigoted songs for 90 minutes while getting no repercussions

Drunken idiots, sectarian pish and domestic abuse.

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3 minutes ago, San Starko Rover said:

Claims the world is watching when no one outside Scotland, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland and a few ex pats actually cares.

Celtic to utterly hose Sevco by at least 4 without playing well.

Sevco to lose all discipline and rain red cards.

Celtic to claim they’re world beaters and their players are worth 40 million each.

Sevco to blame the pitch, the ref, Nicola Sturgeon and police Scotland for their defeat and release a statement, it will be in crayon and utterly embarrassing.

Celtic to pretend they’re Irish.

Rangers to pretend they’re Northern Irish.

Green Brigade to have cringeworthy display about Palestine, Syria, North Korea or somewhere else they know nothing about and can’t find on a map.

Sevco to sing banned bigoted songs for 90 minutes while getting no repercussions

Drunken idiots, sectarian pish and domestic abuse.

So a normal Saturday then.

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2 hours ago, San Starko Rover said:

Claims the world is watching when no one outside Scotland, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland and a few ex pats actually cares.

Celtic to utterly hose Sevco by at least 4 without playing well.

Sevco to lose all discipline and rain red cards.

Celtic to claim they’re world beaters and their players are worth 40 million each.

Sevco to blame the pitch, the ref, Nicola Sturgeon and police Scotland for their defeat and release a statement, it will be in crayon and utterly embarrassing.

Celtic to pretend they’re Irish.

Rangers to pretend they’re Northern Irish.

Green Brigade to have cringeworthy display about Palestine, Syria, North Korea or somewhere else they know nothing about and can’t find on a map.

Sevco to sing banned bigoted songs for 90 minutes while getting no repercussions

Drunken idiots, sectarian pish and domestic abuse.

PARKLIFE

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Brendan, scoops up an apparent 30 million in Champions league money and 7.5 million for Virgil. He signs a kid on loan from PSG(Edouard). Fair enough a half decent defender in Commper. McGregor, Tierney, yes fantastic progress. Ralston new deal that’s good news too. Surely that is the future for the old firm, homegrown gifted players..... Scottish football as a whole, infact. Respect to Murty, bringing back Wilson a capable centre back. He has been left in the thick of it. On a positive note......If you look at Man Utd, Valencia and Young attacking full backs. Almost wingers in this day and age. Tavernier has probably been one of Rangers best buys over the last 5 years. He needs a license to bomb as does John. These areas have strengths and hidden depths for the Blue side of Glasgow.

Dembele? Take the money bring in Sturridge, job done.

If its no the guy in the stand picking the team? Pena, Alves, Candeias, Herrera, Kranjar, Dalcio......... OUT as soon as possible.
Remember not long ago these two huge clubs were both in European finals. Money runs the game? Well, tell that to Stein, Shankly, Clough, George Graham and Sir Alex.

End of the day 11 v 11


The Skipper

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