Honest_Man#1 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 27 minutes ago, throbber said: Wet wipes don’t flush properly and will clog up the drainage system. The amount of hassle this causes to Scottish Water is remarkable, wet wipes, tampons etc just flushed down the toilet by people who don’t give a f**k about the consequences of their actions. So I don’t particularly want shitty wet wipes anywhere in my house even if it’s in the toilet bin thank you very much. I always check the damage after I have wiped, you usually have a good idea what to expect though so I don’t particularly blame people who don’t always look. Keep up with the times, flushable wet wipes that disintegrate like toilet paper when flushed have been invented, which allows people like me to walk around with a clean arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Keep up with the times, flushable wet wipes that disintegrate like toilet paper when flushed have been invented, which allows people like me to walk around with a clean arse. I didn’t know that, it was never something I had ever considered though. Have used wet wipes at festivals and such like and they are tremendous so fair play to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I didn’t know that, it was never something I had ever considered though. Have used wet wipes at festivals and such like and they are tremendous so fair play to you. Next time you’re in the supermarket in the toilet roll aisle, Andrex and usually supermarket own brand have them. Few wipes with toilet paper, couple of wet wipes and then a last toilet paper wipe and you’re good to go. Thank me later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Keep up with the times, flushable wet wipes that disintegrate like toilet paper when flushed have been invented, which allows people like me to walk around with a clean arse. Flushable wipes aren’t actually flushable. The vast majority of these products don’t disintegrate like toilet paper, contribute to blockages in the sewer network and cause issues at waste treatment plants on a daily basis. The problem is that the term ‘flushable’ isn’t clearly defined or regulated, so at the moment, there’s little to stop companies marketing their products as ‘flushable’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Won’t somebody please think about the utility companies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 24 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Flushable wipes aren’t actually flushable. The vast majority of these products don’t disintegrate like toilet paper, contribute to blockages in the sewer network and cause issues at waste treatment plants on a daily basis. The problem is that the term ‘flushable’ isn’t clearly defined or regulated, so at the moment, there’s little to stop companies marketing their products as ‘flushable’. I’ve been lied to. At least my arse has been clean in amongst the betrayal. Definitely think there should be something brought in that means companies can’t market these as flushable then. Googled it and seemed to suggest the studies that have been done have basically said that they aren’t flushable, but that even toilet paper isn’t properly flushable and we should be using a bin for whatever we wipe our arses with and shouldn’t be flushing anything, but that in terms of what’s worst for flushing wet wipes>paper towels>toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brother Blades Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Flushable wipes aren’t actually flushable. The vast majority of these products don’t disintegrate like toilet paper, contribute to blockages in the sewer network and cause issues at waste treatment plants on a daily basis. The problem is that the term ‘flushable’ isn’t clearly defined or regulated, so at the moment, there’s little to stop companies marketing their products as ‘flushable’. You may be right here, as I’ve not really done much research into it, that’s shocking if true.Much better to shite in your own hand, throw it at your mates & if necessary, ask Tony to check your arse for dinglepops. The term chuckable should also be regulated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: You may be right here, as I’ve not really done much research into it, that’s shocking if true. Much better to shite in your own hand, throw it at your mates & if necessary, ask Tony to check your arse for dinglepops. The term chuckable should also be regulated. I don't have enough mates. Who the f**k am I meant to throw 4 a day at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 I don't have enough mates. Who the f**k am I meant to throw 4 a day at? [emoji20] Try 14 mile, Tony, and at a push, Dave coaches & Magee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 I’ve been lied to. At least my arse has been clean in amongst the betrayal. Definitely think there should be something brought in that means companies can’t market these as flushable then. Googled it and seemed to suggest the studies that have been done have basically said that they aren’t flushable, but that even toilet paper isn’t properly flushable and we should be using a bin for whatever we wipe our arses with and shouldn’t be flushing anything, but that in terms of what’s worst for flushing wet wipes>paper towels>toilet paper. I actually remember there being something about it on watchdog a while back about the “flushable” products now that 8mile has mentioned it. People flushing things like wet wipes and tampons down the toilet and pouring oil down the sink cause a massive problem in our drains and it costs a great deal of time and money to fix these problems. Needless to say the people who do this sort of thing (not you obviously as you’ve been misled) will be the same types who litter our streets or leave old unwanted pieces of furniture in bin stores because they expect the council to pick their shit up for them. These people boil my piss.Why don’t you try wiping with dampened toilet roll in future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I actually remember there being something about it on watchdog a while back about the “flushable” products now that 8mile has mentioned it. People flushing things like wet wipes and tampons down the toilet and pouring oil down the sink cause a massive problem in our drains and it costs a great deal of time and money to fix these problems. Needless to say the people who do this sort of thing (not you obviously as you’ve been misled) will be the same types who litter our streets or leave old unwanted pieces of furniture in bin stores because they expect the council to pick their shit up for them. These people boil my piss. Why don’t you try wiping with dampened toilet roll in future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Wouldn’t be the case if he used more pieces and scrunched them into a tight ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Most of the world just use water and hand power. You should be washing your hands after a dump anyway, so it's just as hygenic, and your arsehole gets a proper wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbykdy Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, throbber said: I actually remember there being something about it on watchdog a while back about the “flushable” products now that 8mile has mentioned it. People flushing things like wet wipes and tampons down the toilet and pouring oil down the sink cause a massive problem in our drains and it costs a great deal of time and money to fix these problems. Needless to say the people who do this sort of thing (not you obviously as you’ve been misled) will be the same types who litter our streets or leave old unwanted pieces of furniture in bin stores because they expect the council to pick their shit up for them. These people boil my piss. There have been adverts all over the TV in the last few of years from Scottish Water about exactly this, it would be fairly hard to miss unless you don't own a TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 There have been adverts all over the TV in the last few of years from Scottish Water about exactly this, it would be fairly hard to miss unless you don't own a TV. About what should go down your drains yes. Not about the brands who claim their product is flushable though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Doctors say f**k the drains. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/toilet-paper-stop-use-wet-wipes-doctor-health-problems-bidets-a8028906.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 hours ago, throbber said: Why don’t you try wiping with dampened toilet roll in future? I’m not going to justify that with a response. 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Doctors say f**k the drains. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/toilet-paper-stop-use-wet-wipes-doctor-health-problems-bidets-a8028906.html I’ve been vindicated. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Who wouldn't trust that wee doggy anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 When I was in hospital with Ecoli they had to take every bowel movement for sampling. I can remember the nurse coming in to take my sample away asking; "Is there any blood in your stool today?" I replied "You will be lucky to find any stool in my blood!" Just blood running out from my arse uncontrollably. Fuckin horrible time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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