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What's your stool normally like?


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4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

We've had this out before.

Fatty diet, floaty shiet.

Lots if fibre, it's a diver.

Lots of Guinness, it's hard to finish,

Vindaloo, I'd give it half an hour if I were you

 

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2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Heavy vegetarian diet, floating around, unflushable.

I never knew vegetarians shit like this until I flatshared with one in Uni. She left the toilet bowl looking like waterlilies on a pond after (I assume) she flushed.

For 8miles benefit, it'd be like throwing smoke.

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I always usually went after my morning coffee but right now I seem to be going when I get in from work. It’s usually a fairly solid one wiper but if I’ve been drinking it can be a bit of a lottery.

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