stuthejag Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, stuthejag said: Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. Folk that don't use apostrophes correctly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Scum that leave toast shrapnel in the butter and butter in the jam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 I was busking once years ago and a local jake tried to tap a fag off me. I hadn't been into mccolls yet so had none, but told him to ask next time he passed. Later on as he went by I offered him cigarette. "sawright a fun a dowt" came the reply as he proudly showed off the 2cm of someone else's fag he had picked off the ground and sparked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 hours ago, stuthejag said: Folk that eat stuff in supermarket's before they pay for it. 3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Folk that don't use apostrophes correctly. properly smug answer should of* been: "in the supermarket's what ?" *leave it ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Scum that leave toast shrapnel in the butter and butter in the jam I do this deliberately so the wife leaves the marmalade for me. I’m not even sorry or ashamed of my cuntery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 People who aren't homeless, asking for money. I remember walking past McDonalds in Inverness a few years back and some neddy guy stood outside said 'Here mate, can I have a pound for a burger?' No you certainly cannot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Highland Capital said: People who aren't homeless, asking for money. I remember walking past McDonalds in Inverness a few years back and some neddy guy stood outside said 'Here mate, can I have a pound for a burger?' No you certainly cannot. One guy once asked me for 60p for a bottle of Buckfast at the old Dunfermline bus station. His pitch was admirably honest (he just said he wasn't going to lie and was a bit short for it) so I gave him it. Used to regularly get jakies saying they were short for the bus home with an added sob story of why they needed to get home. They always got nothing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 There's an auld guy who seems to sit on Union St in Glasgow who always asks for money. I gave him £1 one day and he never even said thank you. I was fucking livid. Needless to say, the alcy b*****d gets blanked now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 3, 2018 Share Posted March 3, 2018 Today I witnessed a guy begging on the street using the tactic of shouting “SELFISH c***s” at everyone who walked by him. A bold strategy, I wonder how it worked out for him and how many people thought to themselves “I am a selfish c**t” and turned back to hand him some cash. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 51 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Today I witnessed a guy begging on the street using the tactic of shouting “SELFISH c***s” at everyone who walked by him. A bold strategy, I wonder how it worked out for him and how many people thought to themselves “I am a selfish c**t” and turned back to hand him some cash. I had a similar experience recently where the guy was yelling "OH, RIGHT I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HUNGRY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE YOU SELFISH CANT!" at anyone who didn't deliver. It didn't help his case that he looked like he'd already scoffed all the pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: One guy once asked me for 60p for a bottle of Buckfast at the old Dunfermline bus station. His pitch was admirably honest (he just said he wasn't going to lie and was a bit short for it) so I gave him it. Used to regularly get jakies saying they were short for the bus home with an added sob story of why they needed to get home. They always got nothing. Couple of weeks ago a guy asked for £3. Thought it was a bit of a random amount. Gave him a fiver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, supermik said: Couple of weeks ago a guy asked for £3. Thought it was a bit of a random amount. Gave him a fiver. Why not a tenner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 He never asked for £6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 11 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Today I witnessed a guy begging on the street using the tactic of shouting “SELFISH c***s” at everyone who walked by him. A bold strategy, I wonder how it worked out for him and how many people thought to themselves “I am a selfish c**t” and turned back to hand him some cash. Sounds a bit like the guy who sits near the top of Buchanan Street. Very confrontational, seen him bawling abuse at passers by. He often has signs like "I'm not a junkie" while gargling Buckfast. He wraps himself in a St Andrews Cross, except when Celtic are at home, it's an Irish Tricolour. The general abuse is constant though. Edited March 4, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 When there is a bag of sweets to be shared by multiple people (Skittles are a fine example of this), and somebody decides that it is acceptable behavior to leave one sweet left, as to save them the effort of putting the rubbish in the bin!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Waving cash notes at the bar. Why not a tenner? He's clearly not affiliated with Cowdenbeath FC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Foolishly I gave a guy who begs outside my homeless b and b £3 as I felt generous that day, only to find out he stays in my b & b. Free digs, breakfast every morning and he is still out scrounging off the working man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, engelbert_humperdink said: Foolishly I gave a guy who begs outside my homeless b and b £3 as I felt generous that day, only to find out he stays in my b & b. Free digs, breakfast every morning and he is still out scrounging off the working man. Man can not live on bread (and butter, sausage, bacon, black pudding, fried egg and tomato) alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 hours ago, welshbairn said: Man can not live on bread (and butter, sausage, bacon, black pudding, fried egg and tomato) alone. true. Brown sugar is far more important 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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