1nickydevlin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Holy shit I am lower class as f**k . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Steal anything that's not tied down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Steal anything that's not tied down. In the olden days they were the only ones who could untie knots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 1nickydevlin said: Holy shit I am lower class as f**k . No offence mate but that was glaringly obvious just from your posts in Ayr threads. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1nickydevlin Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 No offence mate but that was glaringly obvious just from your posts in Ayr threads. Cheers auld boy .[emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Warn their unruly kids NEVER to do that again. 20 times a day, every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Grieve for deceased relatives or friends on social media. This usually involves talking to a dead friend on Facebook. “Tam, hope yer partying hard up in the sky ma man! Sleep tight. GBNF, god only takes the best”. The same goes for the more traditional method of public grieving - the shrine. Old Firm strips, sectarian flags, tacky messages painted on bedsheets all tied to railings. It’s horrendous. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Piss in the sink. Admit it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 wear popping button trackie bottoms. overloading wheelie bins or remembering when the wheelie bin gets picked up. shouting personal conversations across the street about drugs,fighting,drinking or women/men cannabis leaf clothing/jewellery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, JamieThomas said: Piss in the sink. Admit it. Pished classes thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Get homemade tattoos.Know someone who is an amateur boxer.‘Show the colours’ and give their kid a Catholic or Proddy name like Aiden or William.Come from places in central Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up. Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close. Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death. Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage. Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up. Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close. Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death. Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage. Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat. Evil neighbours thread for this pish. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up. Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close. Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death. Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage. Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat. Live in a close. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Have the police battering their door at 2.30am waking the whole of the close up. Chuck bags of shitty nappies down the stairwell of the common close. Go out for 3 days at a time leaving a 16 year old in charge of a baby which proceeds to crawl about the 3rd floor landing almost squeezing between the stair railings and tumbling to its death. Attempt to kick their way through the walls into your flat in a drug/alcohol fuelled rage. Leave a shit on your next door neighbours door mat. Still doesn't get close to lighting your ciggies on the hob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Still doesn't get close to lighting your ciggies on the hob. So true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 wear popping button trackie bottoms. I thought these went extinct with the Dodo. Which time warp of a settlement do you speak of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Not vote and then moan like f**k about everything political. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 (edited) Registration plate starting W33 Edited March 7, 2018 by madwullie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 When you're talking about lighting fags off the hob, are you talking gas hob or electric hob? I've definitely done the latter and not been proud of myself. I'd have been quicker going to the shops or rubbing twigs together than actually waiting for the thing to heat up enough to light a fag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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