Estragon Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Have signs like this on their front door. Even the font screams meagre yet unfulfilled ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 12 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Have signs like this on their front door. It would probably say you're. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 5, 2018 Share Posted April 5, 2018 By the looks of the horrific club photos thread, still go clubbing in their 40s and 50s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Associate 'going to the zoo' with a trip to Pets at Home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Start a sentence loudly using an adjective from a sentence they just heard. "I was drunk lastnight""DRUNK!???!? ye were fuckin blazin"Nasal tone obviously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Use the word “jamp”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Spit on to the tracks in a Subway station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Use the word “jamp”. Jamp? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Shop in that big Springburn Tesco.It’s brutal in there. Hardly a vegetable to be seen but 3 aisles of booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Litter and think it's hard and cool to do so 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Play the puggy in pubs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Play the puggy in pubs It's a dangerous pastime. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Wear fake Canada goose jackets. You’re a fucking tramp that does the weekly shop in farmfoods and the only people that think you’re wearing a £900 jacket are the other tramps you’re with. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Litter and think it's hard and cool to do so ... and genuinely think that doing so keeps somebody in a job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Shop in that big Springburn Tesco.It’s brutal in there. Hardly a vegetable to be seen but 3 aisles of booze. My local Scotmid has 3 aisles of crisps, biscuits and sweets and one rack of fresh veg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Listen to Avicii. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Put one of those big handle lock things on their steering wheel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Stand up to show how much they love darts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalrymple76 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Refer to their car as "the motor" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 7 hours ago, bennett said: Jamp? Past tense of jump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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