shizzlemanizzle Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Just now, Sortmeout said: Being an Ayr fan there is a 50% chance he is already homeless. You replied just as my cat walked away from my cardboard home. Dog is right beside me. I rest my case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanayr1987 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 5 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: Being an Ayr fan there is a 50% chance he is already homeless. At least I don’t live in a drug den… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-ish Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) 7 minutes ago, shizzlemanizzle said: Cats are like rangers fans This is true. Just the other day there I spotted a The Rangers fan digging through my bin before casually sitting down and licking his own arse in the middle of the street. Edited May 28 by Scott-ish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 On the cat topic as there is fck all else to talk about - how could my neighbour be fined for her dog shitting in my garden, but she can't be fined when her cats shit all over it? Yes I'm bitter about every neighbourhood cat shitting all over it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.T.O.F.1910 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 3 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: On the cat topic as there is fck all else to talk about - how could my neighbour be fined for her dog shitting in my garden, but she can't be fined when her cats shit all over it? Yes I'm bitter about every neighbourhood cat shitting all over it A kilo of pepper round the place when it's nice for a few days.... or I bought a few sonar sound things that done the job of detering the manky fkers! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Armour Appreciation Society Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Don't think I've ever stood on a cat shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidkennedyshand Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 3 minutes ago, D.Armour Appreciation Society said: Don't think I've ever stood on a cat shit. No but I've put my hands in a few trying to weed the garden. Even then I still prefer cats to dogs. Even though I like both As Terry Pratchett said. The problem with cats is that they were worshipped as Gods in ancient Egypt and they haven't forgotten this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 11 minutes ago, D.Armour Appreciation Society said: Don't think I've ever stood on a cat shit. Don’t think I’ve ever seen cat shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 15 minutes ago, F.T.O.F.1910 said: A kilo of pepper round the place when it's nice for a few days.... or I bought a few sonar sound things that done the job of detering the manky fkers! Aye I've tried the sonar sound thing. Also tried citrus smells, pellets etc. Still cat shit every other day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Rangers and Celtic go on about their “special” derby but we all know it’s drawn on religious lines. Maybe Ayr and killie could have a “special” derby drawn on dog v cat lines. Baggsy dogs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: On the cat topic as there is fck all else to talk about - how could my neighbour be fined for her dog shitting in my garden, but she can't be fined when her cats shit all over it? Yes I'm bitter about every neighbourhood cat shitting all over it Pestbye® Battery Operated Motion Activated Waterproof Cat Repellent - Quick Fix Ultrasonic Cat Scarer with Ground Stake - Set of 2 https://amzn.eu/d/iM55Yvg My Nana had cats shitting in her garden constantly but has not had a single bit of cat shit in her garden since she got these. Edited May 28 by Richey Edwards 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Enough of the cat and dog chat. Is there a worse animal on the planet than Seagulls? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F.T.O.F.1910 Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) 3 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Enough of the cat and dog chat. Is there a worse animal on the planet than Seagulls? I hear the new stand comes with a falcon so we can eat chips in peace now! Edited May 28 by F.T.O.F.1910 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 4 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Enough of the cat and dog chat. Is there a worse animal on the planet than Seagulls? True story. Apparently during lockdown the seagulls still turned up at Somerset on a Saturday afternoon around 3.30. A couple of weeks into lockdown they stopped coming. Word got round, bit weird but true. Still not as weird as people preferring cats over dogs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 17 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Enough of the cat and dog chat. Is there a worse animal on the planet than Seagulls? Squirrels… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-ish Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 The Morton fans are in for a treat when they come for a nosey at this hot topic. With all the talk of cat shit they might think we've signed another one of their players. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) Back to soccer. Do we know if Doohan is available/achievable? Would love him back if so. Edited May 28 by shizzlemanizzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Jaffo Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Just now, Scott-ish said: The Morton fans are in for a treat when they come for a nosey at this hot topic. With all the talk of cat shit they might think we've signed another one of their players. We have. https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/weird-news/what-happened-catman-greenock-25214387.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 1 minute ago, shizzlemanizzle said: Back to footie. Do we know if Doohan is available/achievable? Would love him back if so. Mods 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 23 minutes ago, ayrunitedfw said: Enough of the cat and dog chat. Is there a worse animal on the planet than Seagulls? Seagulls are needlessly aggressive little p***ks. The neds of the avian world, if you like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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