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2 hours ago, A Diamond For Me said:

The real name of the sixteenth-century alchemist better known as Paracelsus was Theophrastus Bombastus von Hoffeneheim.  That's a hell of a lot of fun to say, and it beggars belief that someone with such a moniker should want to use a pseudonym.

that's the most middle ranking top flight Scottish club free transfer midfielder's name ever 

"Motherwell are pleased to announce the signing of Theophrastus von Hoffeneheim from Vitesse Arnhem..." 

 

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27 minutes ago, carpetmonster said:

‘Paw’s made enough sarin to kill 50,000 people in this bucket. That’s why I have to sit on top of it noo, so it doesnae get oot. Crivvens!’ 

"Michty Me Grandpa Broon, we thought you said you were going for a fight doon at the bools, no' commit genocide in the middle east".

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