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So, the league is wrapped up for another year so whilst we hunker down to watch another WC without Scotland and wait in anticipation for the world’s best team gather together some past it has been thanks to SG, what are your oddball predictions for the coming season?

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Hamilton vs Livingston game to be picked for broadcast by BT Sport. Authorities intervene to insist that the game is shown post the watershed due to concern that the school kids will try to emulate the spectacle in playgrounds the next day #thinkofthechildren #thehumanity

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18 minutes ago, Unconscious Objector said:

Hamilton vs Livingston game to be picked for broadcast by BT Sport. Authorities intervene to insist that the game is shown post the watershed due to concern that the school kids will try to emulate the spectacle in playgrounds the next day #thinkofthechildren #thehumanity

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Some EPL fanboy's nan to be top scorer.

Dave King to have laser eye surgery.

Shay Logan to receive a standing ovation at Celtic Park after a MOTM performance.

A clean shaven, suave looking Craig Levein to be unveiled as the model for the latest Hugo Boss range.

 

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Craig Levein retires from football management to pursue a lifelong ambition to become a residential care assistant.

 

Stevie G enforces a ban of blue coloured fitba boots (the moulded type) on Ibrox match days.

 

Neil McCann to organise a charity cage fighting event, with him and Zander Clark as headliners.

 

Derek McInnes turns down the Rangers job again admitting he has a phobia of squinty-eyed chancers.

 

Neil Lennon says he's disappointed with the standard of meat based pasties in this country.

 

Steve Clarke declares that if his budget is as limited as last season he'll have no option than to sign firemen in the coming transfer windows.

 

Brendan Rodgers states his squad has shown great character to clinch the treble treble.

 

Alex McLeish resigns as Scotland manager to become manager of West Brom, insisting he's took National side as far as they can go.

 

 

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