Silverton End Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He was literally talking about willys. Indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 What an absolute howler from welshbairn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: What an absolute howler from welshbairn. He's taken the heat off you, which I didn't think would be possible. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 He's taken the heat off you, which I didn't think would be possible. I was worried my reputation was on the line for a while there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I was worried my reputation was on the line for a while there! At least I didn't hang around while men dropped their testicles in my mouth. Repeatedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 hours ago, throbber said: My parents and their parents are still friends though and it would just stir up some shit. The guys are actually alright now, the disgusting incidents are long in the past and we have all moved on. I’ll just not ask any of them to be my best man. Stop being a wee bitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Stop being a wee bitch I’m not being like that, I have shared many god memories with these guys as well and they have been a part of my life for quite a long time. Friendships are complicated DA.I would definitely invite you to my wedding ifI had the chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, throbber said: I’m not being like that, I have shared many god memories with these guys as well and they have been a part of my life for quite a long time. Friendships are complicated DA. I would definitely invite you to my wedding if I had the chance. You wouldn't need to bother with a plus one. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 (edited) "Right, good catch there lads, off to the pub or round to young throbber's for a bit of "Tetleys" first?" Edited June 2, 2018 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 "Right, good catch there lads, off to the pub or round to young throbber's for a bit of teabagging first?" I bet when you go out clubbing on your own you looks for young male couples who you can watch masturbating in front of one another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 6 hours ago, throbber said: They invited me to their weddings and would take great exception to not being invited. It would be too much of a headache not to invite them. Don't invite them. Then you definitely won't need to invite them to your second wedding... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: I've never seen or heard of heterosexual boys or men doing this to each other before, maybe it's a Hebridean thing. Worst thing I saw was when I was about 14 and went back to my mate's house. They had a den in the back garden where he and his brother and another couple of boys were looking at dirty mags and wanking each other off. I made my excuses and left. A den of iniquity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, throbber said: I bet when you go out clubbing on your own you looks for young male couples who you can watch masturbating in front of one another. 32 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m not being like that, I have shared many god memories with these guys as well and they have been a part of my life for quite a long time. Friendships are complicated DA. I'm shocked that you're still friends with these people. Please tell me you kicked the everloving f**k out of each and every one of them for doing that. They'd be getting off lightly. Are you that desperate to keep their friendship? As for welshbairn's story: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: A den of iniquity. A den of onanity, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 I'm shocked that you're still friends with these people. Please tell me you kicked the everloving f**k out of each and every one of them for doing that. They'd be getting off lightly. Are you that desperate to keep their friendship? As for welshbairn's story: But the guy from the stag do I was on about isn’t my friend, I don’t like him and he’s not invited to my wedding. The other guys who were cheering him on aren’t my friends either, I’m not desperate to keep anyone’s friendship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 But the guy from the stag do I was on about isn’t my friend, I don’t like him and he’s not invited to my wedding. The other guys who were cheering him on aren’t my friends either, I’m not desperate to keep anyone’s friendship. I can't be fucked going back and checking because I'm on my phone and it's too much effort but I think that you said that some of your pals have teabagged you. That's outrageous behaviour. If I have misinterpreted then I apologise. I'm still in shock that Archibald is still in charge of Thistle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, throbber said: I bet when you go out clubbing on your own you looks for young male couples who you can watch masturbating in front of one another. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 After 11 years on this forum I’ve learnt two things, what blue waffle and now teabagging means, thank you p+b 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 14 hours ago, throbber said: No, if everyone went to the police in the aftermath of a teabagging not much police work would get done. I think this is very much less common than you think...can only shudder and imagine the shit this guy has done to drunk women. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Think I’m going to opt out of the stag do I’m invited to in August. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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