Sweet Pete Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 Whenever I've had my testicles in someone's mouth, it's always been overtly sexual. But then, I've never been bitten by a snake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2018 Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, ali_91 said: Welshbairn once claimed he had sex with his ex girlfriend while her new husband was outside in the car on the premise she was picking up mail, it’s safe to say everything he posts should be taken with a large pinch of salt. What was your last username? That was ages ago and she had a new boyfriend, not a husband and we had some shared paperwork to sort out as well. The new boyfriend wisely stayed out of the way and things got dirty. What don't you believe? Have you never had a bizarre thing happen in your life? Edited June 5, 2018 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 ^^^ badly rattled 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I had a snake put it's testicles in my mouth after it was bitten by my mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 6 hours ago, virginton said: ^^^ badly rattled I'm not sure I recall him rating the experience, but it certainly sounds like it would have been tense and quick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 7 hours ago, virginton said: ^^^ badly rattled I just find it sad that whenever someone describes something unusual that happened in their lives they get the Walter Mitty and "Did ye aye" responses from posters who must have led very dull lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I'm going to a stag weekend soon, I hope that the entire weekend consists of people offering improbable anecdotes and others responding with pithy comments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 15 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I'm going to a stag weekend soon, I hope that the entire weekend consists of people offering improbable anecdotes and others responding with pithy comments. By the sounds of things, it's just going to be loads of sexual assault. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 ^^^ badly rattled Well I can’t imagine it would have been a gentle love making type encounter. Badly rattled is probably as good a description as we’ll manage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Dee Man said: I had a snake put it's testicles in my mouth after it was bitten by my mate. 55 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Badly rattled is probably as good a description as we’ll manage. this is still the snake we're talking about here, yeah ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 15 hours ago, ali_91 said: Welshbairn once claimed he had sex with his ex girlfriend while her new husband was outside in the car on the premise she was picking up mail, it’s safe to say everything he posts should be taken with a large pinch of salt. He'd never have been able to make it last as long as it would to pick up some mail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: He'd never have been able to make it last as long as it would to pick up some mail. maybe it was e-mail - just a swift mouse-stroke and your (in)box can be full to overflowing almost instantaneously.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 6, 2018 Share Posted June 6, 2018 I am fully paid up for the stag weekend I'm going on in August but reading this thread makes me think I should maybe call off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 We are doign fancy dress with a 'heroes and villains' theme for this stag weekend. Anyone got any suggestions as I haven't dressed up in fancy dress since I was in primary school (I'm 37). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: We are doign fancy dress with a 'heroes and villains' theme for this stag weekend. Anyone got any suggestions as I haven't dressed up in fancy dress since I was in primary school (I'm 37). If you're bald, Lex Luthor. If you're bald and in a wheelchair, Professor X. If you're bald and fat, the Kingpin. Unfortunately if you're not bald you might need to look wacky rather than just wearing a suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Not this thread again!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 We are doign fancy dress with a 'heroes and villains' theme for this stag weekend. Anyone got any suggestions as I haven't dressed up in fancy dress since I was in primary school (I'm 37).Go as a super hero or a villain. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I’ve decided - I’m going to dress up as throbber, the greatest villain in history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 I’ve decided - I’m going to dress up as throbber, the greatest villain in history.What exactly is that going to involve then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 We are doign fancy dress with a 'heroes and villains' theme for this stag weekend. Anyone got any suggestions as I haven't dressed up in fancy dress since I was in primary school (I'm 37).Go as a tub of heroes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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