Brother Blades Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Fuckright off with that. It has a second hand. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: No. That's the point. I'm probably saving the environment by not wasting energy and resources washing them. You are a disgusting individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm sure the Bangladeshi 7 year olds who made them say a prayer to you every morning at 4am as they start work. He's keeping them in paid work. The man is a Saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I'm sure the Bangladeshi 7 year olds who made them say a prayer to you every morning at 4am as they start work. so they should, NewBornBairn is probably accounting for about 70% of their entire sweatshop's out-turn thus ensuring that they all have a job ! i'll bet they've got a picture of him in their staff washroom/open sewer and say a little prayer to it every time they nip in there for a quick piss/to shit out their insides due to haemorrhagic dysentery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 fucksticks - if only i hadn't been so bothered about the spelling of haemorrhagic dysentery ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, The Moonster said: You are a disgusting individual. Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 This would put a serious strain on [mention=40259]throbber[/mention]'s finances... And my washing machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Have you tried that face balm that just does the same job? A bit like Deep Heat. Very clever stuff. Never heard of it. Might try Deep Heat first as I’ve got some in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Never heard of it. Might try Deep Heat first as I’ve got some in the bathroom. Deep heat is best after you shave. It shrinks the skin which stretches out the wrinkles. Top models use it all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: You mean you don't have someone to wipe your ass for you? Loser Might start scouring Falkirk charity shops for recycled socks instead of using triple-ply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, banana said: Might start scouring Falkirk charity shops for recycled socks instead of using triple-ply. You're assuming that NewBornBairn is that caring that he hands them into charity shops after wearing them once. He probably bins them, the c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Just now, The Moonster said: You're assuming that NewBornBairn is that caring that he hands them into charity shops after wearing them once. He probably bins them, the c**t. Fair point. I feel a ritual sacrifice is justified for the good of humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Deep heat is best after you shave. It shrinks the skin which stretches out the wrinkles. Top models use it all the time. Nice. It will give me that “Sportsman” fragrance as well which the burds love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Top quality timepiece. Thank you. is it scratch proof, cunto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nice. It will give me that “Sportsman” fragrance as well which the burds love. i believe you can also use it on your "old chap" to keep it sleek and sprightly-looking - another winner with the ladies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Nice. It will give me that “Sportsman” fragrance as well which the burds love. I've heard birds love suet balls. Is that one of the new male grooming products they have in Tesco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: I've heard birds love suet balls. Is that one of the new male grooming products they have in Tesco? Mine's always complaining about my suety balls. For me it's 100% cotton shirts and 100% silk ties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Far more expensive than your usual kitchen paper, but you could dry your dishes for a week with one sheet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Herman Hessian said: i believe you can also use it on your "old chap" to keep it sleek and sprightly-looking - another winner with the ladies.... Did I ever tell you about the time I made her a lovely, authentic chilli con carne. She loved it. Things got amorous quickly, but got unamorous even quicker when she noticed I hadn't washed my hands after chopping the chillis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did I ever tell you about the time I made her a lovely, authentic chilli con carne. She loved it. Things got amorous quickly, but got unamorous even quicker when she noticed I hadn't washed my hands after chopping the chillis. No, what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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