LincolnHearts Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Odds on someone will have had a pish in one of those pint pots before launching it. Especially in Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: That's nice. Couples that exercise together, stay together. The boy had a semi the other night as we caught him molesting a furry cushion. “How come your cock doesn’t go all red like that” the missus said, like she was disappointed my phallus didn’t turn bright red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Actually, they drink the beer, pish in the glass and then throw it in the air. Just now, LincolnHearts said: Odds on someone will have had a pish in one of those pint pots before launching it. Especially in Sunderland. I've witnessed it first hand at an Eminem gig at Bellahouston Park. Minging behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 The boy had a semi the other night as we caught him molesting a furry cushion. “How come your cock doesn’t go all red like that” the missus said, like she was disappointed my phallus didn’t turn bright red.She likes mine when its got her red lippy on it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Arbroathlegend36-0 said: What I’ve learnt from that half is that Croatia’s front 3 are absolutely gash oh and Glenn Hoddle is a massive knob You've just learnt that about Glenn Hoddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Shandon Par said: The boy had a semi the other night as we caught him molesting a furry cushion. “How come your cock doesn’t go all red like that” the missus said, like she was disappointed my phallus didn’t turn bright red. That's odd. Mine went really red after I fucked your mrs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 No-one with any real interest in football would go to one those outdoor telly venues.Yeah but you’re an auld yin though and you’re probably frightened of being around thousands of people, loud noises and leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, The Clyde Man said: Who won He’s got the legs on me on the straights but I’ve got more stamina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 England's last competitive game against Scotland: Scotland 2-2 England Croatia's last competitive game against Scotland: Scotland 2-0 Croatia France's last competitive game against Scotland: France 0-1 Scotland I don't want to get ahead of myself, but... We are pretty much World Champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Referee attitudes towards pulling in the box are pathetic, and leads to folk just doing as they like because they KNOW they'll get away with it. Could probably get away with a full blown suplex at this world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: I've witnessed it first hand at an Eminem gig at Bellahouston Park. Minging behaviour. f**k sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Mark Connolly said: That's odd. Mine went really red after I fucked your mrs. Probably VD mate. Bairnardo was just in before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, Mark Connolly said: That's odd. Mine went really red after I fucked your mrs. She can be quite infectious sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 The Croatian defence will have mistakes in them at the best of times, but they now look dead on their feet and slow to get out. Hard to see them standing up to the counter when they need to attack in the second half. They badly need someone to come short and play one-twos with Modric as well. Despite being visibly the classiest player on the pitch, he's rendered to playing pretty but ultimately useless passes to the full back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Love island is delayed for this pish as well. The real travesty of the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 When did Mandzukic last have a decent game? Indeed, has he ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 England's last competitive game against Scotland: Scotland 2-2 England Croatia's last competitive game against Scotland: Scotland 2-0 Croatia France's last competitive game against Scotland: France 0-1 Scotland I don't want to get ahead of myself, but... We are pretty much World Champions. No doubt encouraged by the spirit of our 1967 unofficial world champs squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Why would Adam Lallana have been a certainty for the squad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Yeah but you’re an auld yin though and you’re probably frightened of being around thousands of people, loud noises and leaving the house. If they were all like you they'd only have one pint between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 If England are going to win this, I hope they fucking score about 10 because Croatia are starting to fucking irritate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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