hk blues Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: We took on a new salesman who was all over LinkedIn - something like 10,000 "followers". Every day it was some pious positivity bullshit post, real goody-two shoes sanctimonious crap. He got fired for using the company credit card to pay for lap dances in strip clubs. Twice. He got called into HR and threw a wobbly when they fired him, refused to leave and it took 6 cops to escort him out. We got his company mobile back and it's full of prostitutes calling him about their availability or debt collectors chasing money. Yet he's still on LinkedIn posting about reaching for stars and the virtues of hard work and dedication. Boy's a fucking star IMO. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 34 minutes ago, hk blues said: Boy's a fucking star IMO. Ah, forgot you were a lap dancer. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 13 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Ah, forgot you were a lap dancer. Exotic dancer if you please! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 18 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: We took on a new salesman who was all over LinkedIn - something like 10,000 "followers". Every day it was some pious positivity bullshit post, real goody-two shoes sanctimonious crap. He got fired for using the company credit card to pay for lap dances in strip clubs. Twice. He got called into HR and threw a wobbly when they fired him, refused to leave and it took 6 cops to escort him out. We got his company mobile back and it's full of prostitutes calling him about their availability or debt collectors chasing money. Yet he's still on LinkedIn posting about reaching for stars and the virtues of hard work and dedication. Legendary. Many years ago the company I worked for kitted out a truck with samples, marketing literature and TV and video. They would take it round the customers and tradeshows to drum up interest. It was a complete failure, until one day, our Sales Guy in Scotland got it to take to a customer and within an hour or so had queues of people waiting to get in. MD turns up and is completely delighted to see the activity until he entered the truck to see that the sales guy was showing his porn video collection. The actions of sales guys and executives like this can be nothing short of legendary. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 8 hours ago, Tight John McVeigh is a tit said: Legendary. Many years ago the company I worked for kitted out a truck with samples, marketing literature and TV and video. They would take it round the customers and tradeshows to drum up interest. It was a complete failure, until one day, our Sales Guy in Scotland got it to take to a customer and within an hour or so had queues of people waiting to get in. MD turns up and is completely delighted to see the activity until he entered the truck to see that the sales guy was showing his porn video collection. The actions of sales guys and executives like this can be nothing short of legendary. Sort of related - in a previous life I was responsible for checking expenses reports. Fair play to the sales guys for sheer audacity in their claims - car washes/chocolates and flowers for baby sitters/passport renewal/suit for presentation/luggage etc etc being among my favourites. Absolute brass neck of those guys. All signed off of course, most certainly wrongful in the eyed of IR. I got into a heated argument with one sales bloke who insisted he didn't have to pay tax on his company car as he 100 % didn't use it for private stuff because he had a sports car for the weekend. Legends and arseholes in equal measure! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 Heartwarming 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 The absolute state of this site. If I didn't need it to find a new job I'd bin it in a heartbeat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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superwell87 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I think someone was on the Bucky when typing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newbornbairn Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 That looks AI generated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7 Share Posted January 7 1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said: That looks AI generated Adolph 'itler? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: Details of four vacancies to follow. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Game recognise game. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 8 hours ago, D Angelo Barksdale said: Game recognise game. Our Club Supremo replied to that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15 Author Share Posted February 15 Win/Draw record? You what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Win/Draw record? You what? Definitely not trying to make a poor win record look better… His win % is far less impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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