Swarley Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: There's a serious flaw in every single one of those "rules". Every single one. That has to be some kind of record. Well done Brian - whoever the hell you are. The worst one? Oh there's so many to choose from but 13, 14, 20 and 21 stand out as being particularly cringeworthy. Its definitely Alan Partridge-esque 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkay Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Brian dropping a subtle hint to his family with no 31. There's a reason they dont visit you Brian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 9 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: How can they be dual 75" TV's when they're obviously different sizes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, Left Back said: How can they be dual 75" TV's when they're obviously different sizes? One is portrait and the other is landscape 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I’ve recently started checking the LinkedIn profiles of everyone I deal with at work. How they view themselves and their capacity to work versus what they actually fucking deliver in doing the job almost never reconcile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Ross. said: I’ve recently started checking the LinkedIn profiles of everyone I deal with at work. How they view themselves and their capacity to work versus what they actually fucking deliver in doing the job almost never reconcile. Just seen an old boss posting some pish on there today about all the things that are important to do in our job. Coincidentally, all things our old company did f**k all of when we were both there. Laughable stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Gordon EF said: Just seen an old boss posting some pish on there today about all the things that are important to do in our job. Coincidentally, all things our old company did f**k all of when we were both there. Laughable stuff. My sector of the finance industry has been absolutely rattled all ways over the last few years, and almost everyone we deal with has lost significant numbers of staff. Means a lot of banks have huge backlogs of work, and they are all trying to recruit the same people from a constantly decreasing pool of willing candidates. I got an email on Friday from someone and the first line of it was "All of the staff who dealt with this last summer have since left and we do not know what it is or how to fix it". Checked their Linkedin profile and they described themselves as a specialist in the field and an expert on the clearing system involved, both of which were quite clearly bollocks, given it was a fairly straight forward event that took place. I don't want to be overly critical of anyone because the last couple of years in this job have been absolutely fucking awful, and there have been several occasions where I have been on the cusp of jacking it in, but what they were being asked to deal with was something that should be obvious to anyone who has any prior experience in the markets. Almost every other Linkedin profile I have checked has made similar claims that are not backed up in practice. Edited March 30, 2022 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Left Back said: How can they be dual 75" TV's when they're obviously different sizes? One is close and the other is far away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 12 hours ago, Shotgun said: One is close and the other is far away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballymoneyyin Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Have a look at the comments under any NCA post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 LinkedIn is only good for looking for jobs. Anyone who posts/likes/shares anything on it is usually an utter roaster. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 23 hours ago, 101 said: One is portrait and the other is landscape Feels like a modern Ted and Dougal moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 LinkedIn is dug shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 11:22, Left Back said: How can they be dual 75" TV's when they're obviously different sizes? On 30/03/2022 at 11:27, 101 said: One is portrait and the other is landscape I'm not sure who's being wooshed here but I almost certainly am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 24, 2022 Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) The amount of randoms who seem to be trying (or are being paid?) to portray themselves as some sort of LinkedIn influencers is getting ridiculous. “Facebooking” is off the charts too. I couldn’t give a flying f**k if you were running, hillwalking or mountain biking on Saturday. How many days annual leave you offering and much you paying? f**k off James you c**t. Edited August 24, 2022 by 8MileBU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 24, 2022 Author Share Posted October 24, 2022 Men used to go to war. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: Men used to go to war. Boy should get the jail for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 I just hate him so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 The positivity gurus might possibly outrank the life coaches in the LinkedIn table of roasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 (edited) We took on a new salesman who was all over LinkedIn - something like 10,000 "followers". Every day it was some pious positivity bullshit post, real goody-two shoes sanctimonious crap. He got fired for using the company credit card to pay for lap dances in strip clubs. Twice. He got called into HR and threw a wobbly when they fired him, refused to leave and it took 6 cops to escort him out. We got his company mobile back and it's full of prostitutes calling him about their availability or debt collectors chasing money. Yet he's still on LinkedIn posting about reaching for stars and the virtues of hard work and dedication. Edited March 24 by Newbornbairn 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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