ropy Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Spam_Valley said: I had the misfortune of being at a dinner last friday where Tam was the guest speaker. His whole schtick that night was to take the piss out of Eilidh Barbour for being unable to take a joke, questioning whether she'll take 'qatar blood money' for being a host at the world cup on TV and making jokes about his boaby being so long, it has an elbow. Don't get me wrong, some of his one liners were decent but 90% of his pish was like listening to a drunk uncle with patter stuck in the 70's. Time to bin the c**t off. What was the event, was it one of those Sportsman’s Dinners where what you describe seems to be the standard, or was it for the BBs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyg83 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 A few predictable things today. Tam went to see Mama Mia ( for the 8th time)Ellidh Barbour walking out getting another mention as a joke ( they must be secretly pissed of with her)Engelbert Humperdink getting another mention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 On 22/05/2022 at 14:36, DA Baracus said: Michael Stewart commented on it last year. Derek Ferguson's response was that he was adamant that it was to celebrate Dutch players. Think Billy Dodds might have concurred. He seemed to genuinely believe that nonsense too. The conversation was swiftly steered away from the issue. it’s ingrained in these c***s DNA isn’t it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyg83 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 I am amazed that more isn't made of this. It is basically a dog whistle to the absolute numpties that follow the club. Anyone who actually wanted to move the club into the 21st century would not allow this. Speaks volumes about those running the club imo. Sinister stuff actually. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyg83 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 What was the event, was it one of those Sportsman’s Dinners where what you describe seems to be the standard, or was it for the BBs? Cowan and Cosgrove are not that happy at Ellidh Barbour are they? I don't get it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 I'm actually fine with folk being dinosaurs. I don't want to police what other people find funny. When they come for people standing up against bigotry or prejudice eg Eilidh Barbour then f**k them and people should absolutely go for them 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyg83 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: I'm actually fine with folk being dinosaurs. I don't want to police what other people find funny. When they come for people standing up against bigotry or prejudice eg Eilidh Barbour then f**k them and people should absolutely go for them It's not really something to be joked about unless you think the whole thing. is bullshit and "pc gone mad" or "a laugh, a joke and a carry on" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JagsCG Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 6 hours ago, andyg83 said: A few predictable things today. Tam went to see Mama Mia ( for the 8th time) Ellidh Barbour walking out getting another mention as a joke ( they must be secretly pissed of with her) Engelbert Humperdink getting another mention It’s really quite an achievement if you get through an edition of Off the Ball (bar when Cowan is off) where Engelbert doesn’t get a mention tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Click off Shando p***k again, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Standing on the corner suitcase in my hand. The " song " is not helping with the synonym. Nico rules 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 John Martyn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Played an Engelbert Humperdinck tune today The show needs more @Shandön Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 36 minutes ago, Ewan8472 said: John Martyn This can't be a criticism, the man was a genuis 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 Sorry ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 13 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Played an Engelbert Humperdinck tune today The show needs more @Shandön Par Not again. RU joking ? ( He only has one song ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Silverton End said: Played an Engelbert Humperdinck tune today The show needs more @Shandön Par Well if it keeps him off here... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 18 hours ago, andyg83 said: A few predictable things today. Tam went to see Mama Mia ( for the 8th time) Ellidh Barbour walking out getting another mention as a joke ( they must be secretly pissed of with her) Engelbert Humperdink getting another mention Mama Mia. ****ing **** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewan8472 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 21 minutes ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: This can't be a criticism, the man was a genuis Please see four posts above 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 16 minutes ago, Ewan8472 said: Not again. RU joking ? ( He only has one song ) Full title.....Arnold George Dorsey got a run out too, just in case listeners were unaware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 You could think “maybe it’s a generational thing” about the crooner tunes. Then you realise Tam is 12 years younger than Karl Hyde from Underworld. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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