weirdcal Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Wait wait wait. Not only did QLP have a bird, she is now seeing Itzdrk... Lads, gentle reminder. Don't stick your dick in crazy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Can't fault her dedication to charity work. Wonder who she'll sort out next. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 I think Ayr are up in Dundee next week. Just saying likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Can't fault her dedication to charity work. Wonder who she'll sort out next.Is Wallace still about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Is Wallace still about?Wouldn't be surprised, he's best mates with her apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Where’s Bullet?bullet is now with the SSPCA as his food was in the tesco order QLP had seized by the police for evidence. pray for bullet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Wouldn't be surprised, he's best mates with her apparently It becomes clearerTbf I like Wallace and Itzdrk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kleinfaethetoon Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 An old workmate told me this one about a guy he knew.The said guy was in the dock once again for petty theft to feed his alcohol addiction. During sentencing the judge said “on this occasion Mr McGaughey I have no option but to pass a custodial sentence, you will go to prison for 3 months”!! Mr McGauchey gave this news a few seconds thought and replied “3 months.......I could do that standing on ma heid” to which the judge replied “CONTEMPT OF COURT !! try doing 6 months standing on your feet !! Take him down”!! True story apparently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliethedug Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 So, is Itzdrk going with the girlfriend of QLP, who posted on his account on here, when he was getting pelters? She said he had mental health issues or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 So, is Itzdrk going with the girlfriend of QLP, who posted on his account on here, when he was getting pelters? She said he had mental health issues or something. That's the fraud case, she didn't actually post and he got done for it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 What's his twitter name, I need to check this out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 1 hour ago, kleinfaethetoon said: An old workmate told me this one about a guy he knew. The said guy was in the dock once again for petty theft to feed his alcohol addiction. During sentencing the judge said “on this occasion Mr McGaughey I have no option but to pass a custodial sentence, you will go to prison for 3 months”!! Mr McGauchey gave this news a few seconds thought and replied “3 months.......I could do that standing on ma heid” to which the judge replied “CONTEMPT OF COURT !! try doing 6 months standing on your feet !! Take him down”!! True story apparently Probably is true. once went to see an old mate of mine who was in court for the umpteenth time. He told the judge that he would do his sentence standing on his head also. Think it was a common statement from prisoners back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: It's a parody account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Made by Derek of course. Sad that he's stooped so low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, JamieStevenson said: Made by Derek of course. Sad that he's stooped so low. Photo without comment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, itzdrk said: Photo without comment Definitely not snakebite that runs the Twitter account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 23 hours ago, JamieStevenson said: Made by Derek of course. Sad that he's stooped so low. Probably worth keeping an eye on the handle though, just in case of lulz. Its like only having to throw in a couple of chips to see the river. Low outlay, and there's always the potential to pick.up a free pot if the parody results in a meltdown from QLP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 6 hours ago, milton75 said: Probably worth keeping an eye on the handle though, just in case of lulz. Its like only having to throw in a couple of chips to see the river. Low outlay, and there's always the potential to pick.up a free pot if the parody results in a meltdown from QLP. I've read this post four times now and I've got no idea what it means. Can someone interpret it for me please. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 I've read this post four times now and I've got no idea what it means. Can someone interpret it for me please. Thank you.Ducks like chips, Bullet's starving so he's going to run down and eat the ducks and one of the two guys is going to pump him while he's distracted eating ducks. I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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